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Started by Morgan, Feb 01 2012 07:25 AM

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#381 Adam

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:16 AM

Eat and chill dude!

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#382 Morgan

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:17 AM

STi Forester is maaaaad

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:19 AM

I've never been driving with somebody i didnt know... Never had an actual lesson... I know i can do it, but if soem idiot is driving around it can cost me my P's...

A few of my mates failed because they got cut off or had to drive defensively to prevent getting wrecked... The guys an arse. They fail you for some of the smallest things...

I just have to make no mistakes.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:20 AM

I can't eat when I'm nervous.

Morning of my wedding, we had a hot buffet brekky at the pub we stayed at.

I had a piece of toast and small portions of scrambled eggs and hash browns (No matter how nervous I am I can't pass up completely on a hot brekky!) but my groomsmen kept ordering more and more. Lady behind the counter was all like, "DO YOU WANT SOME MOAARRR?" Groomsmen are all like "BRING US SOME MOAAARRRR..."

And I was all like "IMMA GUNNA SPEEEWWWWWWW"

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:21 AM

Dude, P's test is easy.

Chillout, relax, and dont drive like a fucktard, and you will pass.
 


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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:27 AM

Will do my best and thats all that counts.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:28 AM

Just don't drag race any cops?

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:29 AM

Will do my best and thats all that counts.

Not if you fail... because your best is obviously not good enough. :P

 

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:31 AM

Make sure you emphasise mirror and head checks.

If you move over 1 metre to the left or right, you need to do a head check.

Indicate for minimum of 5 seconds before you turn anywhere.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:35 AM

Just don't drag race any cops?

But thats my hobby?

Not if you fail... because your best is obviously not good enough. :P

Not making it better...

Make sure you emphasise mirror and head checks.

If you move over 1 metre to the left or right, you need to do a head check.

Indicate for minimum of 5 seconds before you turn anywhere.

Righto, Check mirrors and shoulders.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:36 AM

No time for hobbies!!!!

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:38 AM

Not making it better...

Oh, nah I wasn't trying to make it better.. I don't often offer support. :P

 

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:38 AM

It should be easy getting your licence, aren't you in the country?

My old man drove around the block with a local cop to get his.

and to get his motorbike licence he rode his motorbike from his farm to the cop station, they asked him if he got there all right, he said yes, and he's had his licence since from that day.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:40 AM

No time for hobbies!!!!

GARHHHHHH!!!!

It should be easy getting your licence, aren't you in the country?

My old man drove around the block with a local cop to get his.

and to get his motorbike licence he rode his motorbike from his farm to the cop station, they asked him if he got there all right, he said yes, and he's had his licence since from that day.

Saddly i have roads...


Oh, nah I wasn't trying to make it better.. I don't often offer support. :P

Ah i see, your like me.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:41 AM

Saddly i have roads...

Sorry, I forgot to mention in the 1970's South Australia didn't have roads.

Dickhead...

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:45 AM

Sorry, I forgot to mention that modern day South Australia doesn't have roads.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:47 AM

My old man drove around the block with a local cop IN 1964 to get his.

and to get his motorbike licence he rode his motorbike from his farm to the cop station, they asked him if he got there all right, he said yes, and he's had his licence since from that day.


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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:48 AM

I can't stop looking at slot car tracks.



So homo!

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:50 AM

and to get his motorbike licence he rode his motorbike from his farm to the cop station, they asked him if he got there all right, he said yes, and he's had his licence since from that day.


My old man went to the RTA and said 'I want my bike licence'

The testing dude went outside with him, watched him ride 100m up the rd and back.

Congratulations, you have your bike licence.


Dad also has a light rigid and mini bus licence.

Walked up to the counter.

'I want ______ licence'

'Here you go'

DONE.


DAMN YOU RTA!!

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:51 AM

@Nik *1976.

I'm younger than you, you old bastard. :D
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