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[Morgan]

Pffft damn piss heads.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

[B4TT]

[B4TT]

Oh god am I the only person to find this article funny!! THE LAST NAME BAHAHA!

http://www.macleayar...ll/2441852.aspx

A famous surname can often have an adverse effect on a young aspiring athlete.

"People ask me a fair bit about whether the surname brings pressure with it but there's certainly no pressure internally from the family or anything like that, that's for sure," Raper told the Mercury yesterday.

[Adam]

Can't

Stop


Eating!!!

[B4TT]

You will get fat Adam.

[Adam]

Have to put on weight first!

I said to Rach I will probably get fat because I don't like having left overs in the fridge, so I try and eat it all at dinner! And I said I blame her, even though I cook!

[B4TT]

hahaha

[Delete This Account]

I'm getting fitter, skinnier and more musclely because I'm not a lazy fork who drives to work.

[Adam]

I'd ride a bike to work if it wasn't 70kms from home via highways and a deadly picton road, battling a bucket load of trucks. And a massive hill!

[Ren-dog]

When i walk to work i get fat. So i eat more, then i get skinny. So now i will drive to work and get fatter

[Adam]

When i walk to work i get fat. So i eat more, then i get skinny. So now i will drive to work and get fatter

What???


Had to point out you can drive again didn't you!

[Delete This Account]

Hahaha this is eBay's banned list of items you can't sell:

Spoiler

Prohibited or restricted items

In its earliest days, eBay was essentially unregulated. However, as the site grew, it became necessary to restrict or forbid auctions for various items. Note that some of the restrictions relate to eBay.com (the U.S. site), while other restrictions apply to specific European sites (such as Nazi paraphernalia). Regional laws and regulations may apply to the seller or the buyer. Generally, if the sale or ownership of an item is regulated or prohibited by one or more states, eBay will not permit its listing. Among the hundred or so banned or restricted categories:

• Tobacco (tobacco-related items and collectibles are accepted.)^[51]
• Alcohol (alcohol-related collectibles, including sealed containers, as well as some wine sales by licensed sellers are allowed, some sites such as ebay.com.au allow licensed liquor sales)^[52]
• Drugs and drug paraphernalia^[53]
• Nazi paraphernalia^[54]
• Bootleg recordings^[55]
• Firearms and ammunition,^[56] including any parts that could be used to assemble a firearm as well as (as of July 30, 2007) any firearm part that is required for the firing of a gun, including bullet slugs, brass casings and shells, barrels, slides, cylinders, magazines, firing pins, trigger assemblies, etc. Crossbows and various types of knives are also forbidden.
• Police and emergency service vehicular warning equipment such as red or blue lights and sirens (antique or collectible items are exempt)
• Used underwear (see Panty fetishism) and dirty used clothing^[57]
• Forged, illegal, stolen, or confidential documents, which include passports, social security cards, drivers licences, voter registration cards, birth certificates, school documents, medical records, financial information, government license plates, government classified information, or CarFax documents. Any item that is used to modify documents is also restricted.^[58]
• Human parts and remains (with an exception for skeletons and skulls for scientific study, provided they are not Native American in origin)^[59]
• Live animals (with certain exceptions)^[60]
• Certain copyrighted works or trademarked items.^[61]
• Lottery tickets, sweepstakes tickets, or any other gambling items.^[62]
• Military hardware such as working weapons or explosives.
• Enriched uranium, plutonium, and other fissile material.
• Sexually oriented adult material, which must be listed in the "Adult Only" category,^[63] notwithstanding certain items prohibited:^[63]
  • Child pornography
  • Materials deemed obscene, including bestiality, necrophilia, rape, coprophilia, and incest
  • Used sex toys
  • Services including any sexual activity
  • Links to sites that contain prohibited items
  • Adult products that are delivered digitally
• Virtual items from massively multiplayer online games, restrictions that vary by country^[64][65]
• Ivory products^[60]
• Knives, other than cutlery, are prohibited in the UK following media pressure about the sale of items assessed by police to be "illegal"^[66]
• Many other items are either wholly prohibited or restricted in some manner.^[67]i

Bugger, I had a tonne of enriched uranium I was going to sell...

[Morgan]

Used sex toys...

[B4TT]

Hahahahahaahaha

You can buy a skeleton as long as they are not native american...... WTF.... LOL

[Ren-dog]

What???


Had to point out you can drive again didn't you!

Yes.

[skillionaire]

Why does that make him a legend??

CO-SIGNED

[B4TT]

It's not as though he took a shit off the edge of a pontoon!

[Adam]

It's not as though he took a shit off the edge of a pontoon!

Whoops. Read that wrong.

[B4TT]

I've pissed off the back of the dive boats heaps of times, it's not something cool, it just what you need to do out on the water lol.

[Ren-dog]

It all goes into the water anyway.

Unless you do it behind a tree.