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A B4 built the pyramids and carved the sphynx... got bored and went to South America and built Machu Picchu
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Started by Morgan, Feb 01 2012 07:25 AM
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:31 PM
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:33 PM
A B4 stole all of RenDawgs mums' placental nutrition when he was being baked.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:33 PM
HaahahahahahhahaA B4 stole all of RenDawgs mums' placental nutrition when he was being baked.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:33 PM
Fact: When Jesus was born, the three wise men arrived bearing gifts. They were two turbos, BBS's and some blue pleather.
Thus creating the first B4
Thus creating the first B4
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:34 PM
Fact: The first Mars Rover was actually a B4.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:35 PM
Jesus actually used to own my B4.
That's why it has god like power.
That's why it has god like power.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:36 PM
Must have been a pretty dodgy B4 if only the backs of the seats were presented as gifts!!! So basically Jesus had to go out and buy the leather that is used on the majority of the seats? pffft wise men....... sounds like Jews to me just giving half a gift.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:36 PM
Fact: The only reason was God was able to find Adam and Eve hiding in the Garden of Eden after they'd eaten the forbidden fruit was because he was driving a B4
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:37 PM
Adam and Eve had sex in the back of a B4.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:37 PM
hahahahahaha!!!!
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:39 PM
Fact: It wasn't Sampson's immense strength that pulled down a stone temple, he tied a rope to the gooseneck of his B4 and drove away
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:40 PM
^^ Fact right thur.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:40 PM
Fact: A B4 shot JFK.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:40 PM
US used B4's to get to the moon.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:40 PM
That was the intention. Glad it worked
All of this post makes me laugh.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:41 PM
Fact: A B4 shot JFK.
It was a pebble that it was doing a skid on from over the grassy knoll.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:41 PM
Fact: It was not David vs Goliath. It was Goliath vs B4.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:41 PM
No shit shaz, I already said that a B4 killed Goliath
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:42 PM
A B4 knocked up Rendawgs mum.
But it was a dodgey B4 that was pinging lots.
But it was a dodgey B4 that was pinging lots.
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Posted 24 February 2012 - 02:42 PM
No shit shaz, I already said that a B4 killed Goliath
Fact: A B4 will be driving through your roof this evening.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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