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this for a competition. I don't even want to think about it right now.

Suffice to say.... I win.

Or lose... as the case may be?

You know who wins?

Shaz.

and his company.

[Shaz]

Like a Boss.

[Adam]

But seriously. I'm loving having a house! So sick.


Though I may have committed myelself to heaps of painting soon.

I'm sick of the yellow.

[B4TT]

Shaz is screamingly wealthy! Do you know how he made his money? I do.


Started when he met his girlfriend, they brokered a deal where-as they would have children together... the game changer being that said children would be born in the privacy of their home without outside knowledge by neighbours/authorities etc, Said children where then sold on the black market as food to rich cannibals with a starting price of $200,000 per baby... obviously as the cannibals got a taste for shaz's fresh produce he had to ramp up the price considerably given the time it takes to produce a foodchild.

[Adam]

Hahahahaha

[Shaz]

Or, it could be the fact I work 7 days a week, and have done so for the past 5 years?

[Adam]

Nah

[skillionaire]

Josh needs a 'ing financial advisor. Seriously, for some buck that works 7 days a week at two jobs and seems to pour over the market analysis every morning, how the is he still living in stabville apartments in a single bedroom unit with his ex girlfriend?

C'mon son.

[B4TT]

Or, it could be the fact I work 7 days a week, and have done so for the past 5 years?

nope, that has nothing to do with it... it is the cannibal thing.

[skillionaire]

Move here. Aquire pussy and money.

[Delete This Account]

Josh needs a 'ing financial advisor. Seriously, for some buck that works 7 days a week at two jobs and seems to pour over the market analysis every morning, how the is he still living in stabville apartments in a single bedroom unit with his ex girlfriend?

C'mon son.

Hahahahahahahaha

[B4TT]

Josh needs a 'ing financial advisor. Seriously, for some buck that works 7 days a week at two jobs and seems to pour over the market analysis every morning, how the is he still living in stabville apartments in a single bedroom unit with his ex girlfriend?

C'mon son.

I have no real answer to this? haha.

I guess I just don't earn enough money.

[Shaz]

I think you genuinely need to see a FP Josh.

I've asked someone from my unit to call you.

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Josh. Here's your game plan.

Start rooting your incredibly hot ex again and buy a house with her.

Or move out, find a suger-mummy with lots of cash and live with her.

[skillionaire]

Fist Pumper?

*Sugar

Tom, Tom... Tom. Bloody Carlton supporters.

Dimmatina's was 'ing awesome. Lasagne made me cream myself.

[B4TT]

LOL, it is not like I am making a million dollars a year and living on the streets though.

[Delete This Account]

Dimmatina's was 'ing awesome. Lasagne made me cream myself.

Loved that place.

LOL, it is not like I am making a million dollars a year and living on the streets though.

Your ex is hot.

[Shaz]

LOL, it is not like I am not making a million dollars a year and living on the streets though. rendog.

[B4TT]

^^ Exactly!.

[Shaz]

Yeah man, you should be shafting the ex for sure.