GENERAL THREAD FOR JUNE 2012.

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#2221 Brett

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 11:46 PM

I sell the barbies.

He sells the WeberQ's.

Touché.

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#2222 B4TT

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 11:58 PM

Hehehe.

If the barbies you sell all of a sudden turned to life and grew life size and made out of human... that would be awesome, because she could rip her clothes off and fist herself in the middle of an isle without being embarrassed because she doesn't know anyone in the world except for Ken and he has no wedding tackle to please her insatiable sexual appetite.

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#2223 ams

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 12:56 AM

What exactly would she be fisting?

Presumably if Ken has no tackle, she wouldn't have any either.

Although, being plastic would have it's benefits. If he busts her a hole, he can just use a cigarette lighter to melt over the hole when he's finished.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#2224 B4TT

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 12:59 AM

She is turning into human... so whenever Ken busts her another hole it is pre-lubed with red KY.

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#2225 ams

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 01:10 AM

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#2226 ams

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 01:15 AM

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#2227 B4TT

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 01:15 AM

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#2228 ams

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 01:23 AM

Bitches love gravity.

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#2229 RX25SE

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 08:05 AM

^^^
Haha...so true.

Morning.

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

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#2230 skillionaire

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 09:45 AM

Bourbon is Jim Beam white so no real rush. Should get some ~~12yo Wild Turkey.~~ M80 Limeburners from Nik.

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#2231 Shaz

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 09:54 AM

Morning gents

Wedding today. A big motherfucking Serbian wedding. Hopefully have epic foods

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#2232 skillionaire

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 09:57 AM

We barely sell many of the little BBq's and we also don't at all have WeberQ's we have some that are literally an outdoor kitchen, has a sink and bench and all sorts of shiz.

Normal sat is $180K, Good Sat is $240K, this store does $50Million + a year.... and for some dumb arse reason they gave me keys and make me lock and arm the alarm of a night haha.

Would be awesome if Jason turned up.

Just keep that money flowing into WA for us, thanks Yosh. Just remember you work for us.

@Shazzbot: You go to so many weddings. I've only been to one wedding and seven funerals. Level of drunk is about on par.

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#2233 skillionaire

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 10:02 AM

Also, outdoor kitchens are for aborigines.

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#2234 Adam

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 10:09 AM

Forkin hate weddings!

Was goin orn fellas!

Mrs car wouldn't start yesterday, but I think she had her lights on. Then it started when she turned em off. But then stalled (auto, so no human error)at the traffic lights twice with em on. Wierd shit. Sounds like dead battery. But the lights thing throws me!

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#2235 skillionaire

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 10:15 AM

Was goin orn fellas!

GAME SEVEN BABY, ALL ABOUT THEM CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC"S

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#2236 skillionaire

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 10:19 AM

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#2237 Shaz

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 10:20 AM

@Shazzbot: You go to so many weddings. I've only been to one wedding and seven funerals. Level of drunk is about on par.

When you have a wog missus, there is unfortunately lots of weddings. I cbf going to be honest. A day of PS3 would be much more epic

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.