GENERAL THREAD FOR JUNE 2012.

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#1321 Delete This Account

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:12 PM

This video is good and has lots of boobs.

Better on mute though.

Was rather proud of myself

No. Writing a note like that makes you look like a bigger dickhead than the person that parked slightly in the middle.

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#1322 Ren-dog

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:14 PM

No spelling mistakes!

And no spell check

No. Writing a note like that makes you look like a bigger dickhead than the person that parked slightly in the middle.

Hopefully they have a sense of humor and leave a sarcastic note... Would be good for larfs

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#1323 Morgan

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:19 PM

Note should've read something like this:

Dearest citizen,

It was very considerate of you to park your single vehicle right in the middle of a double carport. Whilst this may be a quiet area in the middle of the day [may or may not actually be a quiet area?], there are other people who do park here on a daily basis. It would be appreciated if you took note of this for next time.

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#1324 B4TT

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:20 PM

I dont get this whole Transit Of Venus thing. Isn't it just a planet passing between earth and the sun?

Surely nothing that special?

happens once hardly ever.. but yes.. just a black mark on the sun ...*yawn*

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#1325 Ren-dog

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:20 PM

I'll save that for next time.

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#1326 Delete This Account

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:21 PM

Note should've read something like this:

Dearest citizen,

It was very considerate of you to park your single vehicle right in the middle of a double carport. Whilst this may be a quiet area in the middle of the day [may or may not be], there are other people who park here on a daily basis. It would be appreciated if you took note of this for next time.

Regards,
Ticked off.

That would have been better.

Not a page long essay that makes you look like a sociopath.

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#1327 Adam

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:21 PM

happens once hardly ever.. but yes.. just a black mark on the sun ...*yawn*

Thought you of all people would have been incridibly excited!

I guess we will wait for Nik to lecture us on the importance then.

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#1328 ams

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:24 PM

Dear Holden driver,

I noticed from afar a black man slashing all four of your tires. I tried to catch him but he got away.

Maybe next time don't park in this spot as I hear it's very unsafe.

Regards,
Concerned citizen.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#1329 Delete This Account

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:25 PM

Dear Holden driver,

I noticed from afar a black man slashing all four of your tires. I tried to catch him but he got away.

Maybe next time don't park in this spot as I hear it's very unsafe.

Regards,
~~Concerned citizen.~~ pussy deflector

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#1330 B4TT

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:25 PM

Why would I be excited? it aint economics or politics or history or boobs or beer or cars....... or diving... or something else I like

This would have been better

Dearest citizen,

It was very considerate of you to park your single vehicle right in the middle of a double carport. I have taken the liberty of stomping in the skull of your newborn baby and forced your newly wed wife to eat the raw baby at gunpoint. Consider this a warning, ensure it does not happen again.

Regards,
AMS

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#1331 Shaz

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:35 PM

Dearest citizen,

It was very considerate of you to park your single vehicle right in the middle of a double carport. I have taken the liberty of stomping in the skull of your newborn baby and forced your newly wed wife to eat the raw baby at gunpoint. Consider this a warning, ensure it does not happen again.

Regards,
AMS

Hahahahaha. Thats hectic.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.