This topic is lockedI think the correct reply is;
'come at me bro'
If you made it $50K, the people stupid enough to pay, wouldn't have the money.
My apologies, my Nigerian prince friend.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 08:54 AM
My apologies, my Nigerian prince friend.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 08:56 AM
Jus' sayin' is all.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:03 AM
Fair enough.
Re: Batman massacre bloke. Released a statement.
Re: Batman massacre bloke. Released a statement.
"Nobody panics when the expected people got killed. Nobody panics when things go according t
o plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds!!"
Guy really is messed up. Thats directly out of the batman film.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:14 AM
He also kind of looks like Sideshow Bob.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:14 AM
The average payment for an attempted contract was about $16,500. The
lowest payment specified in a contract was $500 and the highest payment
was $100,000, which was offered to a hit man for two contracts;
From a study completed in 2003 based on 94 contracts
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:17 AM
Around these parts, I could pay someone a large bigmac meal, and you'd get a flogging.
When are you coming to Sydney, Rendog?
Morning gentlemen.
When are you coming to Sydney, Rendog?
Morning gentlemen.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:18 AM
the biggest scam about that sms thing is probably the fact that if you do send some sort of reply, thats when you get stung.
Sig worthy.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:19 AM
Morning.
Saw TED last night.
Pretty funny!
Saw TED last night.
Pretty funny!
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:23 AM
Morning.
Saw TED last night.
Pretty funny!
Hahaha. So good.
"Yeah, thanks for 9/11"
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:27 AM
Hahaha
THERE'S A SHIT ON THE FLOOR
THERE'S A SHIT ON THE FLOOR
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:29 AM
Hahaha
THERE'S A SHIT ON THE FLOOR
The other part where I lost my shit is when he is going for the job interview.
"Nobody has ever said that to me before"
"Thats because their mouths have been full of your mothers box"
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:30 AM
Surely it depends on WHO you want dead. Every life is a life, blah blah, but if I want Julia taken out, I'm pretty sure it would cost a pretty penny.
All I can find is WiKi... says that study found 2% of all murders in that time frame were contract killings. I'd wager that almost all of them were bikie/gang related.
All I can find is WiKi... says that study found 2% of all murders in that time frame were contract killings. I'd wager that almost all of them were bikie/gang related.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:32 AM
I did her with a parsnip. Then I sold that same parsnip to a family of four.
You have guts. I like guts.
You're promoted.
You have guts. I like guts.
You're promoted.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:34 AM
How many movie quotes are you going to pump out today, Morgan?
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:35 AM
No one can know for sure.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:36 AM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:43 AM
Ten years ago, people would call this a tragic event, today, it's an opportunity to make an internet picture!
By that logic, we should just label every violent crime anywhere, in any situation, terrorism.
By that logic, we should just label every violent crime anywhere, in any situation, terrorism.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:45 AM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:50 AM
@Silverstone;
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:52 AM
The parking lot afterwards would be thoroughly confusing.
"Now, where did I park my car...."
"Now, where did I park my car...."
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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