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[Harry88]

Hey all. 15k seems like a pretty sweet deal for 4 days work.

[Adam]

Nah man. Even I have a boss.

He is the boss of bosses. Most intimidating man I've ever met.

Don't believe you.

Hey all. 15k seems like a pretty sweet deal for 4 days work.

The tax man will think so too (Or the police may be interested)

[mark300]

go out of my office for 10 minutes to check out some stock in the yard, get back to my desk and some bastard has decided to put sticky tape all around my keyboard and screen, tape all my pens together and hide my diary and day book.

any pay back ideas for when i find the culprit/s??

[Adam]

Tape over the laser of the mouse.

Get a wireless mouse with a tiny transmitter and plug it in, then you can with em during the day.

Format their hard drive.

Take their keyboard and mouse.

[B4TT]

sounds good shaz. what CEOs ?

day turned out ok one of the girls would have been well at home in GT. not extremely often you get a hot Norwegian chick bust out with jokes about dead babies lol... conversation basically degraded into strange shit from there on in...we ended up smashing the beach balls around the stand, (we give out branded beach balls) so passed the time well.

[Shaz]

go out of my office for 10 minutes to check out some stock in the yard, get back to my desk and some bastard has decided to put sticky tape all around my keyboard and screen, tape all my pens together and hide my diary and day book.

any pay back ideas for when i find the culprit/s??

Go to his desk phone, and stickytape the shit out of his handset, and tape it to his proper phone. Then ring his phone, and watch him smash his face withhis whole handset.

That, or put a small bit of sticky tape over the optical bit at the bottom of his mouse. I done this, but used a troll face I printed out.

[mark300]

Tape over the laser of the mouse.

Get a wireless mouse with a tiny transmitter and plug it in, then you can with em during the day.

Format their hard drive.

Take their keyboard and mouse.

got a feeling its one of the guys from the factory. might have to do something to his forklift

[Shaz]

sounds good shaz. what CEOs ?

Dunno yet mate, but i'll be sure to let you know.

[Adam]

I ended up smashing smashing her

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Go to his desk phone, and stickytape the shit out of his handset, and tape it to his proper phone. Then ring his phone, and watch him smash his face withhis whole handset.

HILARIOUS!

[Harry88]

go out of my office for 10 minutes to check out some stock in the yard, get back to my desk and some bastard has decided to put sticky tape all around my keyboard and screen, tape all my pens together and hide my diary and day book.

any pay back ideas for when i find the culprit/s??

Haha thats gold!

Anyways my fav is to cable tie the cord on a desk phone to itself. So when they pick up the handset the whole base comes flying at them.

[mark300]

Go to his desk phone, and stickytape the shit out of his handset, and tape it to his proper phone. Then ring his phone, and watch him smash his face withhis whole handset.

i got the perfect guy in the office to do this to, even if it wasnt him who vandalised my desk today

[Shaz]

The other thing you can do, is everyday, put a weight on the inside of his phone handset, until it starts getting really really heavy.

Then one day, remove them all.

When he picks the phone up, he will fornicate his own face with the handset.


Got that from the Office. Awesome prank, but requires days worth of prework. Epic lulz though.

[Adam]

HAHAHA!



Or tape the handset clicker thing down, so it doesn't know he is picking up his phone.



You could also rig his fork lift with explosives.

[Shaz]

You could also rig his fork lift with explosives.

Great idea.

[mark300]

The other thing you can do, is everyday, put a weight on the inside of his phone handset, until it starts getting really really heavy.

Then one day, remove them all.

When he picks the phone up, he will fornicate his own face with the handset.


Got that from the Office. Awesome prank, but requires days worth of prework. Epic lulz though.

by far the best one ive heard yet. tempted to do it for a few weeks. lots of work but would be so worthit.

HAHAHA!



Or tape the handset clicker thing down, so it doesn't know he is picking up his phone.



You could also rig his fork lift with explosives.

nah stuff blowing it up. that then involves me having to fill out incident reports, hate those things.

[skillionaire]

Dress up as batman.

[Adam]

Blow up the incident reports aswell.

/problem.

[Shaz]

Hahahahaha.


Can't fill out an incident report if all the incident reports are blown up

[skillionaire]

Batman.

Also, act like it ain't no thanng that you're dressed as batman.



































































Then blow up the forklift.

[skillionaire]