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August 2012 General Thread.

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#4201 skillionaire

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:08 PM

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HEAT SEALED PLASTIC PACKAGING

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:09 PM

Yes.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:09 PM

OH YOU WANT TO GET INSIDE TO THE CONTENTS OF THIS PACKAGING?

ALLOW ME TO SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:10 PM


You clearly haven't seen Lukosh throw anything...

Hahahahahahaha

 

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:12 PM

The sign one in Australia is a query of public/private property, doesn't quite work that way over here. McDonalds owns the carpark, for example.

I really don't understand why you can't use scissors to open one of those packets. Also, it is such a nerd problem. Only nerd shit comes in those packets.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:13 PM

Ha. This story actually has dragons in it. The dragon is a lady who works for us who is one of those really nasty, nasty people. I’ve heard through the grapevine that when she walks into her gym, everyone just cringes!! No one likes her.

So she walked in the doors of the office this morning and needed to borrow a work car for her job today. Grabbed the manager’s keys who told me it needed some fuel. I gave the keys to the dragon and passed on the message. She just looked at me and said “that’s not in my job description. I don’t fill up my own car; I’m not going to fill up a work car.”

I looked at her and asked if she was serious! She confirmed and went on and on about how ridiculous it was that she was expected to put fuel in cars. By this time she was getting really angry!

I reminded her that it was courteous to fill the car if you are going to be driving it all day but she couldn’t care less. She offered to do our laundry for us as well…

Turns out she’s NEVER filled a car up before. She’s like 50 years old. What the hell?!!! I don’t understand how that is possible…

Bloody dragons.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:15 PM

when she walks into her gym, everyone just cringes!!


How on God's green did you hear this story?

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:17 PM

Hey, very slow day but morgs story made me lol

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:17 PM

Colleague.

It's very plausible too. I cringe every time I see her.

If she goes to a gym regularly and makes half the fuss she makes here, all the other regulars would also cringe.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:18 PM

Cringe

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:18 PM

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:19 PM

Clunge


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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:19 PM

who the hell goes 50 years without filling their car with petrol? not exactly the hardest or dirtiest task in the world to do really.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:21 PM

Hahahahahahaha



Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Hunter Valley Cruise! Kicking the Soccer ball around with Morgs, Dylan, Aek, Josh and a few others.

Josh kicks, ball lands in china.

Good one mate.
 


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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:22 PM

Only nerd shit comes in those packets.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:22 PM



Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Hunter Valley Cruise! Kicking the Soccer ball around with Morgs, Dylan, Aek, Josh and a few others.

Josh kicks, ball lands in china.

Good one mate.


i remember that.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:25 PM

Josh kicks, ball lands in china.

LOL, I never claimed to be athletic... or coordinated haha.

 

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:27 PM


i remember that.


DAFUQ I thought you were new here! that wouldve been last years cruise??

LOL, I never claimed to be athletic... or coordinated haha.


Hahaha, Don't worry Josh. I'm the same!

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:27 PM


DAFUQ I thought you were new here! that wouldve been last years cruise??


Who the hell are you? Mark's been here since forevazzz.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 03:29 PM


DAFUQ I thought you were new here! that wouldve been last years cruise??


ive been on this forum for a year now. ive only just really started posting and getting involved in the last month or two.

if we were talking the 2012 cruise, i was on that, but wasnt in my car.
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