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[B4TT]

I am bored at work, and after going through some lists with different variants on it I have decided that some manufacturers call cars retarded names at times. Toyota Liteace Noah G Subaru Legacy Touring Bruce Toyota Corolla Super Windy Mazda Bongo Friendee Isuzu Wizard LS Alive Toyota Blade Master G Just to name a few, anyone know of any other stupid names?

[Soop]

Ford Sundowner.... What a poofy name. Anything American in the last 15yrs has a wanker name to it as well.

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Shamelessly ripped from another forum.

Daihatsu
Rugged field sports resin top
d-bag
Town Cube

Honda
Acty crawler
joy-machine

Isuzu
Big horn
Mysterious utility wizard
giga 20 light dump

mitsubishi
Canter guts
auero queen
delcia space gear crusing active
mum 500 shall we join us? (yes, the question mark is part of the name)
Mini active urban sandal
Libero RVR super wild gear

Mazda
Carol
Autozam carol
Luce
Bongo brawny
LaPuta

Nissan
Cedric
Gloria gran-turismo 300 ultima-z
leopard j ferie
Prarie joy
Big thumb harmonised truck

Subaru
Gravel Express

Suzuki
alto afternoon tea
Van van (actually a motorbike)
every joy pop turbo

Toyota
Synus
Estima Lucida G Luxury joyful canopy

[Soop]

Descriptive names ftw.

[legacy rsk]

holden commodeore
ford falcon

Descriptive names ftw.

[Dylan]

Ford Sundowner.... What a poofy name.

Anything American in the last 15yrs has a wanker name to it as well.

Saleen S7 ?

[B4TT]

hahahaha nice editions there odeo awesome as. I bet a lot of you have seen the Isuzu Mysterius Utility Wizard and not even noticed it, probably know it as the Isuzu MU.

[SUBARU]

Nice list... Don't forget the Daihatsu MOVE. It was named so as that's what everyone stuck driving behind it yelled. LOL There's also the Daihatsu Naked????? I have also heard that the Mitsubishi Starion was supposed to be Stallion. Daewoo was called so as it lasted longer than a day and everyone yelled WOO! Nissan Murano - Murano is a Venetian Island where glass is made. DUH?!?!? The literal meaning is "sculpted in motion", but must be sculpted from glass. So will a Murano shatter if you smash into it? Mitsubishi Pajero - "Pajero" is spanish slang for wanker! Honda have a special one in the "Mysterious Utility Van". I'm intrigued... They also have the "Life Dunk". Nissan, say hello to the "Big Thumb"

[CRUISN]

Holden Epica.

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Holden Epica.

My friend owns one. I'm quite temped to write 'Fail' after the model name just in black texta.

[CRUISN]

Hahaha Just snap the "a" off the badge so it really will be Epic Fail!

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Hahaha Just snap the "a" off the badge so it really will be Epic Fail!

The only thing i'd snap off on a Holden Epic Fail is a steaming brown turd.

I've driven one, and it certainly lives up to its name.

[CRUISN]

The only thing i'd snap off on a Holden Epic Fail is a steaming brown turd.

I've driven one, and it certainly lives up to its name.

Haha. Its got to be better than the Viva I had as a lease car for 3 weeks. What an absolute POS!

[legacy rsk]

thats easy to do alex

This thread made me LOL hard!

[B4TT]

I am glad that thread could be of some use to you Alex good to know it got a bit of a laugh I had a good laugh at some of the ones that odeo posted up... thanks again for posting those up Just found another Toyota Masterace ...... sounds like Toyota Master Race when said quickly

[3p!demiC]

Ford Ka

f**k**g stoopid ass car. Ka with 250+ bhp

[Soop]

Toyota Masterace ...... sounds like Toyota Master Race when said quickly

Thats because it says Master-race.

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Thats because it says Master-race.

Shouldn't that be German then?

[Soop]

The nips had the same idea way back when too .