New Cook Book, should be a good seller

Started by B4TT, Nov 24 2008 02:29 PM

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#1 B4TT

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 02:29 PM

OMFG what are some people thinking???

Scroll through the images and see some of the recipes and images :dash2:

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

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#2 Rob

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 02:37 PM

OMFG what are some people thinking???

Scroll through the images and see some of the recipes and images
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

What. The. F**k.

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#3 Dylan

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 02:51 PM

EPIC FAIL!

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#4 3p!demiC

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 02:51 PM

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

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the taste of semen is complex and dynamic

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#5 ams

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 02:52 PM

Meet the author of the book. You work with the cards your dealt in life I guess...

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#6 Hypnotic

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 03:24 PM

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA some of the replies to the reviews are f*****g messed you've got to be f*****g kidding right? this book actually exsists, who in their right mind would even consider something like that..."here mum, merry christmas" hahahahhaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7 aekOne

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 03:34 PM

hahahahaha

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#8 Mav

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 03:37 PM

ROFL ooookkayyy hahaha

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#9 SUBARU

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 03:38 PM

Disturbing yet hilarious. I like it for it's black comedic value! I reckon that this would make a perfect Christmas present, to the right person... My Mum would find it hilarious!

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#10 ams

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 03:57 PM

I basted the turkey with a SPECIAL sauce this year o beloved family of mine!!! *holds little finger to lips dr evil style*

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#11 Soop

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 04:03 PM

Oh dear. Dear dear me. That is quiet royally f*cked in the head isn't it...

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#12 Jeff

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 04:50 PM

This is pretty wrong...... funny but wrong

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#13 XXB4XX

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:49 PM

I fukkin read through that thing, and I swear to god I feel stomach sick, Look at the "Oysters".. thats when I started heaving.. What the hell is wrong with people! but.. the responses on the main page were hilarious though! Josh how the hell do you find this stuff!, what's wrong with you!

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#14 bLoNde MaFia

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:56 PM

More 2 the point... what were u doing actually looking for this book, eh?

I'm not coming 2 ur place for dinner netime soon.. ew. LOL Wonder how many ppl will be getting this in their santa sack this yr (no pun intended)

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#15 SUBARU

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:57 PM

More 2 the point...
what were u doing actually looking for this book, eh?

Wonder how many ppl will be getting this in their santa sack this yr (no pun intended)

Reminded me of a joke!

Q: Why is Santa's sack so full?
A: He only comes once a year.