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General Thread 01 for 2013
Started by mark300, Jan 01 2013 12:59 AM
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:59 AM
Smoothest man alive:
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 10:59 AM
^--- Josh?
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:00 AM
My head is still full of farks about your attending MDSC Adam, It is a good thing... do it 
buuuut since you have commited, swear your attendance to Walts.. or these three will be in your bed every night till the day you die.
buuuut since you have commited, swear your attendance to Walts.. or these three will be in your bed every night till the day you die.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:03 AM
^--- Josh?
"Wud" and "Cud" are not, and shall never be something I use.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:11 AM
"Wud" and "Cud" are not, and shall never be something I use.
And "Sticking my dick so far in her arse that only king arthur could pull it out" is?
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:14 AM
And "Sticking my dick so far in her arse that only king arthur could pull it out" is?
Is that even a question?
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:17 AM
Nope. Rhetorical question.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:19 AM
Nope. Rhetorical question.
It is the equivalent of me saying
"Hey Shaz, do you own NAB?"
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:20 AM
But we know he does!It is the equivalent of me saying
"Hey Shaz, do you own NAB?"
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:21 AM
I'm hungry.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:23 AM
But we know he does!
That is the point
I'm hungry.
Eat something.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:25 AM
Oooh I geddit!
So my front sway bar bushings have disintegrated, guess it's time to put on the sway bars.
Yeah same.I'm hungry.
So my front sway bar bushings have disintegrated, guess it's time to put on the sway bars.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:28 AM
Just randomly squirt silicone or sikaflex around where the bushings should have been..................... hehehe
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:29 AM
I would slap you if you were sitting in front of me right now 
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:30 AM
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:31 AM
Ash.. you should get it done and come to Winton with me on Sunday! $40 track day.. WHOOP WHOOP!
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:31 AM
I would slap you if you were sitting in front of me right now
...sexy slap?
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:31 AM
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:32 AM
Hey that would be great!!! except I work weekendsAsh.. you should get it done and come to Winton with me on Sunday! $40 track day.. WHOOP WHOOP!
No I'll save that for you!
...sexy slap?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 11:53 AM
Think I shall have a pie and a donut for lunch.
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