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#3241 Hypnotic

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:07 PM

Just bought a new socket set, ooooh yeah!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:07 PM

tsk tsk the chassis cannot handle such power, he will have danger to the manifold and for no apparent reason part of the floor will fall off.

 

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:08 PM

Good socket sets are good.

Especially 6 sided sockets that don't strip bolts.

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:08 PM

Just bought a new socket set, ooooh yeah!


They are not capable of undoing a bolt on a B4. This requires something far stronger than any feeble socket set.

 

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:10 PM

Good socket sets are good.

Especially 6 sided sockets that don't strip bolts.

This is exactly why I had to get a new set, because I also stripped the sockets :( learnt my lesson on what 1/2, 1/4, 3/8 drive means :(

They are not capable of undoing a bolt on a B4. This requires something far stronger than any feeble socket set.

I have noticed this, so I am hoping they do the job

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:11 PM

They are not capable of undoing a bolt on a B4. This requires something far stronger than any feeble socket set.


If only we could contain your rage about rice and humidity into a single tool, it would have similar power to Thor's hammer and that MIGHT have enough power to undo one of the screws in the dash of a B4.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:12 PM

3/8 is for undoing the wheel nuts on trucks....... and hub nuts of course!



Apparently at least 28 homes have been burnt down by the fires in Western NSW so far, pretty damn nasty!

 

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:12 PM

I'm fairly certain that you need a socket made of Unobtanium, coated in 6.5 dead unicorns intestines, then forgemoulded in the fires of Mordor (Right after you've simply walked in there), and blessed by a catholic priest that hasn't fiddled with any kiddies.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:13 PM

OH THE HUMIDITY!!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:14 PM

catholic priest that hasn't fiddled with any kiddies.

This is the impossible part of your post.

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:14 PM


If only we could contain your rage about rice and humidity into a single tool, it would have similar power to Thor's hammer and that MIGHT have enough power to undo one of the screws in the dash of a B4.


What do you mean similar too? You just described the creation of Thors Hammer! I was there in the day.. was forged in Manila on their hottest most humid day during a festival of rice appreciation....... The hammer was placed on a podium, lightning rained down into my arms, I passed this along with my rage into the hammer for safe keeping. Thor was chosen as the only god responsible enough to wield such brutal power.

 

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:31 PM

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:40 PM

Tablet that turns bumpy to create a keyboard.
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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:41 PM

Just thought I would be a smart bastard and book valentines day dinner now. Best idea.

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:44 PM

Trying to win some brownie points?

 

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:45 PM

Just thought I would be a smart bastard and book valentines day dinner now. Best idea.

That's so gay.

1 month in advance? Really?

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:48 PM

Velntines day? Posted Image that shit... worst day of the year.

my ex hated valentines day. i was warned that if i dared mention it or even get her anything i would get hit. suited me fine.

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:49 PM

Walts, you won't have to do shit this year!! already in the +

my ex hated valentines day. i was warned that if i dared mention it or even get her anything i would get hit. suited me fine.


Yep, mine wasn't a fan.... maybe because I never did shit for her or purchased anything so the day had no meaning :D

 

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:50 PM

Walts, you won't have to do shit this year!! already in the +

Haha yeah.

We never did anything for it really anyway.

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 02:52 PM

Trying to win some brownie points?


No, just being nice.

That's so gay.

1 month in advance? Really?


Last time I left it to the last minute. Not fun trying to get a table.

Velntines day? Posted Image that shit... worst day of the year.

my ex hated valentines day. i was warned that if i dared mention it or even get her anything i would get hit. suited me fine.


Good call. The GF is happy with me taking her out for dinner so thats fine by me.

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