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[B4TT]

Ahahaha fscking Wazeem

Walts aint gone be living that down anytime soon.

[skillionaire]

Also die just means the in German.

[Shaz]

Also die just means the in German.

Yeah, my missus wigged out when she went to Munich last year, and went to Maccas. Had a big ass sign saying

DIE BIG MAC

[mark300]

Yes, Mark. He was the supervisor as well, so he'd have more tickets than a bus driver.

Also, because he was the head bloke, while he was writing up the police report all work had to stop - so all the workers just stopped and had a big chat.

If the other bloke he was arguing with wasn't in a high vis, I would have realised that he wasn't on the roadwork crew. Just looked like a lovers tiff to me.

Also, the fat bastard denied that any argument had taken place what so ever.

sounds like the moron couldnt supervise a bloody picnic even.

Also die just means the in German.

all going well i will be going to Germany next year with my parents. hopefully meet the relatives over there, and planning to go to the Nurburgring for a minimum of a day. going to book well in advance and book a drive around the ring with Sabine Schmidt. then considering also hiring a car and going around myself depending on costs

[ams]

Any fans of the hottest 100?

Here's the leaked list:

http://warmest100.com.au/list/

Hardly a leaked list. They even say in the first paragraph it only accounts for about 2.7% of the actual vote count.

Getting 2.7% penetration into a vagina is not even classified as sex, officer!

[Shaz]

Sabine is that crazy van driving chick hey?

[Delete This Account]

Getting 2.7% penetration into a vagina is not even classified as sex, officer!

But 2.7% is all Morgan can penetrate! It doesn't go in any further!

[mark300]

Sabine is that crazy van driving chick hey?

thats her. been on top gear a few times.

can pay and she takes you for a few laps around the ring in a BMW M5 i think it is.

Edit: its an M3 now. used to be an M5. takes 3 people, and is 195 euro for the car

[ams]

But 2.7% is all Morgan can penetrate! It doesn't go in any further!

Nah, 2.7% depth penetration, not 2.7% of his equipment.

[AussieTemplar]

Hey guys,

Seeing as I've lost my license for 12 months... is there anywhere I can actually drive my car?

I was looking at the eastern creek website and they have half days where you can take your car for 6x20min sessions on the track.

It does mention you need a current drivers license but I never actually handed it into the court so I could probably get in.

Any other ideas though?

Nick

[Delete This Account]

You can drive up and down your driveway.

[mark300]

Hey guys,

Seeing as I've lost my license for 12 months... is there anywhere I can actually drive my car?

I was looking at the eastern creek website and they have half days where you can take your car for 6x20min sessions on the track.

It does mention you need a current drivers license but I never actually handed it into the court so I could probably get in.

Any other ideas though?

Nick

id ring and check with them, cause the way i read that, i take it as meaning your drivers license must be current and valid to drive (ie not suspended)

what about the drags? not sure what their rules are or whether its the same

[ams]

You could drive a taxi.

Pretty sure none of those fuckers have their license.

[AussieTemplar]

You can drive up and down your driveway.

But I've already broken my record 10 times today doing that.

id ring and check with them, cause the way i read that, i take it as meaning your drivers license must be current and valid to drive (ie not suspended)

what about the drags? not sure what their rules are or whether its the same

Yeah, but I'm saying, how are they going to know its suspended or not.. I doubt they'd have access to RMS information. Everytime I've done one of these things they look at your license and just give it back.

You could drive a taxi.

Pretty sure none of those fuckers have their license.

I was speaking to a taxi driver the other night who has been suspended for 2 years and still has 12 months to go.. :\

[Shaz]

Yeah, i'm fairly certain you can still drive on off street days Nick.

[Morgan]

But 2.7% is all Morgan can penetrate! It doesn't go in any further!

True.

[AussieTemplar]

Yeah, i'm fairly certain you can still drive on off street days Nick.

Thanks man.

[Shaz]

Yep, you just need to have HAD a license, and still have the card (Whether or not it has had a hole punched in it) and you're allowed on.

[AussieTemplar]

Yep, you just need to have HAD a license, and still have the card (Whether or not it has had a hole punched in it) and you're allowed on.

Are you sure?

[B4TT]

Also die just means the in German.

I know......... along with der and das, but that wasn't the funny bit! the funny bit was the antibabypille