Not mine, my arteries love that shit... man please post up the recipe, I am making that this weekend.
It's not really a recipe, I just make creamy mash;
http://www.chefspenc.../mashed-potato/
Then add in diced bacon, blue cheese, and finely sliced spring onion if I have it.
Ah right. Guess the joke is no good once you have to explain it haha
Wrong. It's fuckin' hilarious.