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General Thread 01 for 2013
Started by mark300, Jan 01 2013 12:59 AM
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 12:53 PM
Nah as in a tank full of death and destruction
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 12:55 PM
Well with the way Sydney is going with shootings, you're going to need one soon 
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 12:58 PM
Hahaha I would love to be an enforcer, Smash into undesirable areas, running over their shit cars and blowing holes into their crappy houses, run over their poverty stricken trees and crush their letterboxes full of court summons.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:06 PM
And if it tears up all the roads you probably wouldn't even notice in Sydney.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:08 PM
Well Walts you actually need something on tracks to get around most of Sydney.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:12 PM
Reckon that's secretly what happens in Sydney?
After dark the militia drive around sydney streets in tanks ripping up the roads and shooting near people.
After dark the militia drive around sydney streets in tanks ripping up the roads and shooting near people.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:14 PM
It would explain the state of the roads and the shootings?
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:21 PM
And they all wear contact lenses and glasses but they all left them back at home in their tents.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:25 PM
Flying nut high five.
This is how I'm going to high five all my mates from now on.
This is how I'm going to high five all my mates from now on.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:29 PM
Would explain the abysmal hit rate.And they all wear contact lenses and glasses but they all left them back at home in their tents.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:36 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 01:49 PM
Hahaha cool!
Adam, I found the town you should live in!
Adam, I found the town you should live in!
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 02:09 PM
where the heck is Tura Josh?
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 02:15 PM
Somewhere in Russia, In Siberia.
Record January high is -1.2 degrees, average high is -30.8 hahaha.
Record January high is -1.2 degrees, average high is -30.8 hahaha.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 02:17 PM
Wrong. It's fuckin' hilarious.
Fair enough
Well the Fiancé has spoken.
She wants a Gen 3 Outback with leather and a sunroof.
Okay dear, Walts shall get another Gen 3.
Buy cams outback.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 02:20 PM
Would love to but a bit out of my price range.Buy cams outback.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 02:29 PM
It was a pretty funny joke.Fair enough
I rated it.
Shut up and get richer.Would love to but a bit out of my price range.
Work harder.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 02:32 PM
But I could actually buy it atm.Shut up and get richer.
Work harder.
"Sorry Li, I'm taking half the house deposit and buying a H6 racing Outback"
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 02:41 PM
Sounds legit to me. Chicks love dudes who take control.
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Posted 22 January 2013 - 02:43 PM
Slow day at work is slow. Just under 2 hours to go.
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