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[B4TT]

That's a weird name for a beer.

It is.. Who puts milk in their beer?

[mark300]

Shaz that poster of insults is the best thing ive read all week. i can see me using alot of those

[skillionaire]

Did anyone else notice 'thunderc***' on there?!

[mark300]

Did anyone else notice 'thunderc***' on there?!

yepp, was reading it out in the office and read that one, cracked up laughing

[skillionaire]

Hahahahaha. I genuinely cannot believe it's a real thing.

[mark300]

Hahahahaha. I genuinely cannot believe it's a real thing.

adding thunder infront of it just makes it that much of a better insult

[skillionaire]

I found it when we were going through the swear filter on here - that was a funny night on the GT. Some of the most random things are in there.

[B4TT]

LOL, this dude

http://www.smh.com.a...0122-2d52d.html

[Adam]

Yeah, like ha.m




Hey Shoz!



Just spoke to my boss about that engineer thing, Nik! He said we can get that 8 years experience down, easy! And also said once I finish, they will fully re imburse me! Including txt books and shit! Incentive to stick around, I guess!

He seemed pretty stoked. Made me feel pretty stoked.

Good day.

[skillionaire]

Pfft. I was worried about China way before it was cool.

Shit is real though. 1.3B people ready to fight? Shhhiiiiiiiiieeeeeeetttttttttttttt.

Just spoke to my boss about that engineer thing, Nik! He said we can get that 8 years experience down, easy! And also said once I finish, they will fully re imburse me! Including txt books and shit! Incentive to stick around, I guess!

He seemed pretty stoked. Made me feel pretty stoked.

Good day.

Nice one bro! As a gift to you, I might make ham legal again.

In fact, I just did.

Hahahahaha, China has been listening to Kekka;

Colonel Liu directly warned Australia not to follow the US or Japan into any military conflict with China. He said Australia should play the role of a ‘‘kind-hearted lamb’’ and China would discourage it from being led astray.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.a...l#ixzz2IkD1T43p

[Adam]

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WHAT A GREAT 'ing DAY!!!

[Shaz]

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[B4TT]

Pfft. I was worried about China way before it was cool.

Shit is real though. 1.3B people ready to fight? Shhhiiiiiiiiieeeeeeetttttttttttttt.

Hahaha true.

They wouldn't have much hope of winning, they are way to far behind militarily, but there would be a big death toll... 1.3 Bill is a stupid big reserve of people to draw from.. I say just get India pissed off... they are over 1B too! haha.

[ams]

Chinese army would be easy to defeat.

Grain of rice, attached to a fishing line dangling over the edge of a tall cliff.

Remember the game Lemmings? Shyeahh, fun game.

[B4TT]

Chinese army would be easy to defeat.

Grain of rice, attached to a fishing line dangling over the edge of a tall cliff.

Remember the game Lemmings? Shyeahh, fun game.

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

[B4TT]

I say if there is a war with China, and Australia is drawn into it, AMS should be in charge of the rice solution.

Wonder how many bags of the stuff we need? Reckon they will look suspiciously at us if all of a sudden we triple our rice imports for a few months and stockpile that shit?

[Liberty]

Morning all!

To go along with the Lemmings subject, just give them pick axes so they can dig their way down. As far as the nearest cliff into the water or even farther down to the centre of the Earth where there is lava.

[skillionaire]

Chyeah. I'm not a worry wart, but it's a fairly serious situation. If they don't work out the island dispute, someone is going to show some muscle, and America cannot physically afford to do much any more, they may have the most powerful military equipment, but they have no money, and the money they do have - guess who the lent it from!? That's right folks. China.

This is a financial war, and the Chinese think hundreds of years ahead. Not ten seconds ahead like skipping a track on an ipod.

[B4TT]

Yeah tis true Nikko! Best for all involved that nothing comes of it.. surely though, the US and China both can see that it would be a bad idea for both countries to try anything?

Japan just needs to settle the down and get over these crappy little islands... honestly, give them up. They aint worth it.

[skillionaire]

US is still actively creating a rim of defence, I know it's 'small numbers' at the moment, like the new Darwin base. They have ramped up presence in Burma yet again, also, Obama visited Burma THREE times last year.

Shit is real.

I need to do some work!