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General Thread 01 for 2013
Started by mark300, Jan 01 2013 12:59 AM
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:51 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:52 PM
GUYSES!
I wasn't kidding - they REMOVED HER VAGINA STRUCTURE and took it to another room in a shopping bag, strapped some next generation
'ing liquid metal Terminator shit to it then re-inserted it in her gap!
I'm a massive poofter
I wasn't kidding - they REMOVED HER VAGINA STRUCTURE and took it to another room in a shopping bag, strapped some next generation
'ing liquid metal Terminator shit to it then re-inserted it in her gap!
Spoiler
I'm a massive poofter
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:52 PM
I was talking to a bird today that was as hot as the desert, and she was a lawyer.
Everyone needs a lawyer at some stage.
Everyone needs a lawyer at some stage.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:53 PM
I have never been to a brothel. Disgusting place. I'd rather stay clean and free of whatever crab-ridden vag there is to be found in them.
Adam will give the money. He's not a tight arse.
Well I'm back and will have to leave shortly so I will do my best to increase the activity round here!
Adam will give the money. He's not a tight arse.
Well I'm back and will have to leave shortly so I will do my best to increase the activity round here!
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:53 PM
was she as dry as one?I was talking to a bird today that was as hot as the desert, and she was a lawyer.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:53 PM
Really, Alex? Really?
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:53 PM
Garry!*
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:54 PM
Pretty much agree with you 100% hereI have never been to a brothel. Disgusting place. I'd rather stay clean and free of whatever crab-ridden vag there is to be found in them.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:54 PM
I don't like what you've done there. 
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:54 PM
was she as dry as one?
Naww I asked her if she copped heaps of blokes hitting on her and she said most of them are intimidated by her being a lawyer.
Hahaha. I said I know HEAPS of lawyers.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:54 PM
Oh, so raw bacon is okay to post.
Sheesh!
Sheesh!
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:54 PM
Top stuff Alex, now I can't wait until you come to Melbourne so I can slap the shiz out of you
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:54 PM
Garry!
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:55 PM
*Garry!
This is rigged.
This is rigged.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:55 PM
I'll bet
Naww I asked her if she copped heaps of blokes hitting on her and she said most of them are intimidated by her being a lawyer.
Hahaha. I said I know HEAPS of lawyers.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:56 PM
Termi-gina got her upgrade at RPA which is in your neck of the woods.
I'd be worried about surviving till March if I were you.
If you survive till the END of march, however.......i'm over there.
I'd be worried about surviving till March if I were you.
If you survive till the END of march, however.......i'm over there.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:56 PM
I don't like what you've done there.
Hahaha, I don't know who did that, but you are now part of the inner sanctum. Enjoy.
Also, brothels are probably less likely to give you an STD than rootin' some chick in the toilets at a train station.
Stay safe. Use a professional!
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:56 PM
@AMS End of March right?
Just making sure.
Just making sure.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:56 PM
Who are you talking to ams?
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:57 PM
Also, how do you know if it's disgusting if you've never been...?!
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