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[skillionaire]

probably cause its a stupid saying? makes no sense perhaps, i dunno. it never works though when someone says it to me, does the opposite. Makes me want to smash a chair over their head

CARRY!

[mark300]

knew you were going to say that as soon as i hit post nik

[skillionaire]

Hahaha. Spooky!

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Morning fellas.


So a bloke came around to look at the B4 last night. He owned a VX SS.
I got him him to take it for a drive and he lost his shit when he hit boost. Absolutely loved it.

But AGAIN, same deal as Mr. QLD. He needs to sell his bloody car first...





Another person is looking at it tonight though.

[skillionaire]

Best of luck with it.

I don't understand the mentality of someone that goes to buy something they clearly cannot afford.

[mark300]

i love the reaction of people who have never driven a turbocharged car before when they hit boost. they always lose it.

Good Luck walts, hopefully it sells soon.

Agreed nik, all well and good to go looking and that, but dont waste peoples time unless you have the money ready to go, otherwise its like they are just taking your car for a joyride

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Best of luck with it.

I don't understand the mentality of someone that goes to buy something they clearly cannot afford.

Yeah.

Why 'ing even look?

That would be like me going to waste peoples time, checking out Outbacks, when I can't afford it until I sell mine.

[ams]

Put your scooter up as collateral.

Practically a 2-wheeled B4.

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Practically a 2-wheeled B4.

But when the scooter hits boost, 2 extra gold BBS rims come out the side and it IS a B4.

[skillionaire]

My cousins mate used to do it every bloody weekend, look through the autotrader for shitted out Holdens and just go to have a drive of them - had no money at all!

Best test drive I've ever been a part of, went to Busso with some bloke I kind of knew, he wanted me to take him because I had the Foz and he figured the people would take him seriously if he rolled up in a pimped out car. Anyway, it was a bucket of shit, some old bloody Datsun or some shit, piece of crap. So he convinced them to let him take it for a test drive - he had to convince them, because he was completely retarded, and I wasn't going to get involved, because I knew how retarded he was.

So he drives off around the corner, and just doesn't come back.

I'm talking half an hour I'm sitting in my car in the driveway, and the woman selling it just kept asking me where he was. Dickhead left his phone in my car.

So more time passes, I was going to just off, but I felt really bad for this old lady, so I stuck around.

He comes running around the corner. I'm thinking, car's been sitting for ages, probably broke down or something.

Dickhead stacked it into a light pole literally on the next road over and had been sitting in the car wondering what story he could come up with. How he stacked it, I will genuinely NEVER know, the thing must have had 40hp.

He told the old lady that the steering was broken and he might need compensation from her if he had serious injuries! Haha! Fuckin' five hundred dollar car.

Then he asked to use to BATHROOM AND WAS IN THERE FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES.

Fuckin' one of the longest afternoons of my life. There's more to it but my fingers are tired, and you probably won't read this anyway.

[Morgan]

What a retarded mate.

My old man had a motorbike stolen when some guy took it for a test drive. Pretty devastating.

[skillionaire]

Yeah, he wasn't really a mate. He was a 'mate's mate' and I was just doing him a favour because he was such a useless *****.

Sucks getting stuff stolen!

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Haha good story Nik!

My old man had a motorbike stolen when some guy took it for a test drive. Pretty devastating.

That sucks.

Motorbikes would be hard to let people test drive!

I just jump in there with them in the car. But with a motorbike that could be so easily stolen.

[Adam]

If someone stole my car on a test drive, I would be happy. As long as it never came back and I got the 13k that it is insured for!

[skillionaire]

She thought he was shooting up in the toilet, got really worried about him - such a nice old lady. He wasn't even going to help get the car back to the house after he'd wrecked it (it wasn't that bad, and the car still drove - why he didn't drive it back is still a mystery to me).

He made up some ridiculous hair brain story to tell everyone when we got back to the caravan park. I was so fuckin' tired and over the whole situation by this time that I haven't really told this story to anyone until now.

Haha. Odd.

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If someone stole my car on a test drive, I would be happy. As long as it never came back and I got the 13k that it is insured for!

Actually. That would be awesome for mine.

I think it's insured for 16.

[Adam]

Haha. Odd.

Hahaha

[skillionaire]

Yeah, but... how does someone steal it? I mean. If someone rocks up to a test drive in a taxi.... alarm bells!?

[B4TT]

My mate was a bit of a dumbarse selling his 180 at the time, was in Sydney, putting petrol in his car and some lebos come up to him talking about the car being for sale (had signs on it) and asked if they could take it for a test drive, so he jumps in the car with them, they go around the block and pull a gun on him and tell him to get out....... no more car.

[Harry88]

Ever seen two dumb american's who have never driven in Australia drive a 727ci $200k HSV around Perth?

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