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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:08 PM


Yep. Sell STI.

hmmmm...

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:09 PM

Bitch in the proposal photo has mad shine on that wrist.

Yep. Sell STI.


Snazzy deal?

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:09 PM

hmmmm...


Do it!

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:11 PM

$10K

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:11 PM


Do it!

Love to but I really do need to look at buying a house, or investment property, or anything so I can move out before im dead.

$10K

I wish.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:12 PM

Love to but I really do need to look at buying a house, or investment property, or anything so I can move out before im dead.


It's 4-door yo!

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:13 PM


It's 4-door yo!

Already got a 4 door, If only it was a 2 door

I also know it's quick!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:13 PM

It's no B4, but it goes orright!

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:14 PM

Speaking of investment properties. The shire just tried to fine me for using too much water in December under water restrictions.

On my block.

With no house.

No tap.

No nothing.

I argued and they threatened me with a $5K fine.

Haha. There's no Posted Image'ing tap, how in living Posted Image did I use water?

Idiots.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:16 PM

Yeah I know, I would be keeping the B4 because it just isnt worth anything to sell

Speaking of investment properties. The shire just tried to fine me for using too much water in December under water restrictions.

On my block.

With no house.

No tap.

No nothing.

I argued and they threatened me with a $5K fine.

Haha. There's no Posted Image'ing tap, how in living Posted Image did I use water?

Idiots.

Hahaha wow!

what a clever bunch of fuckwits

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:19 PM

Congrats on the good review mang!

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:19 PM

Posted Image I am buggered


Think ima gonna hit the Hay!


Donna Hay, can't stand her.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:21 PM

Hit it like in sex?

Does this make you horny seeing this hay?

Is your female vagina that you have because you're a female wet seeing this?

STRHAWNY!

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:23 PM

Cheers Cam!

Hay.

I saw a hay bale burst into flames years ago when a kid was poking it with a stick.

I stopped to help, then realised I literally could offer no assistance what so ever as I'd been up for about four days.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:25 PM

Then you realized you were actually in the middle of Woolworths, shouting at the corn cobs.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:26 PM

Lol no to all of it.




Well maybe a Lil wet!


Hahaha


Fuckin phone doesn't let me quote posts


Fix this!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:27 PM

Get a not-iphone and it works fine.

Fool

Go Posted Image a hay bail.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:28 PM

Then you realized you were actually in the middle of Woolworths, shouting at the corn cobs.


Damn kernel arse muffukkkkaahhhhh

Donna Hay, can't stand her.


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I'd hit that like it owed me money.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:28 PM

Lol amsy, I had a feeling (in my pants) you were going to say that.

Probably gonna get a Motorola razr HD

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:29 PM

Damn kernel arse muffukkkkaahhhhh


The fluff at the end is the "hay" you saw, the yellow was "yellow fire".

It makes sense and i'm sure it's not the first confusion.

Imagine a Posted Image'ing corn farmer, waking up every day looks out the window and his Posted Image'ing hay corn field is on fire.

"Hey Marge, bbq corn again for dinner. By the way, the rains aren't here yet!"

Posted Image

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.





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