hmmmm...
Yep. Sell STI.

General Thread 01 for 2013
#8121
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:08 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#8122
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:09 PM
Yep. Sell STI.
Snazzy deal?
#8123
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:09 PM
hmmmm...
Do it!
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#8124
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:11 PM
#8125
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:11 PM
Love to but I really do need to look at buying a house, or investment property, or anything so I can move out before im dead.
Do it!
I wish.$10K
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#8126
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:12 PM
Love to but I really do need to look at buying a house, or investment property, or anything so I can move out before im dead.
It's 4-door yo!
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#8127
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:13 PM
Already got a 4 door, If only it was a 2 door
It's 4-door yo!
I also know it's quick!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#8128
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:13 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#8129
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:14 PM
On my block.
With no house.
No tap.
No nothing.
I argued and they threatened me with a $5K fine.
Haha. There's no


Idiots.
#8130
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:16 PM
Hahaha wow!Speaking of investment properties. The shire just tried to fine me for using too much water in December under water restrictions.
On my block.
With no house.
No tap.
No nothing.
I argued and they threatened me with a $5K fine.
Haha. There's no'ing tap, how in living
did I use water?
Idiots.
what a clever bunch of fuckwits
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#8131
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:19 PM
#8132
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:19 PM

Think ima gonna hit the Hay!
Donna Hay, can't stand her.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
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#8133
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:21 PM
Does this make you horny seeing this hay?
Is your female vagina that you have because you're a female wet seeing this?
STRHAWNY!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#8134
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:23 PM
Hay.
I saw a hay bale burst into flames years ago when a kid was poking it with a stick.
I stopped to help, then realised I literally could offer no assistance what so ever as I'd been up for about four days.
#8135
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:25 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#8136
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:26 PM
Well maybe a Lil wet!
Hahaha
Fuckin phone doesn't let me quote posts
Fix this!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#8137
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:27 PM
Fool
Go

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#8138
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:28 PM
Then you realized you were actually in the middle of Woolworths, shouting at the corn cobs.
Damn kernel arse muffukkkkaahhhhh
Donna Hay, can't stand her.

I'd hit that like it owed me money.
#8139
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:28 PM
Probably gonna get a Motorola razr HD
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I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#8140
Posted 31 January 2013 - 11:29 PM
Damn kernel arse muffukkkkaahhhhh
The fluff at the end is the "hay" you saw, the yellow was "yellow fire".
It makes sense and i'm sure it's not the first confusion.
Imagine a


"Hey Marge, bbq corn again for dinner. By the way, the rains aren't here yet!"

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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