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#7541 Hypnotic

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:37 PM

Yeah mate, been quiet. New role at the brewery and a new born on top of regular life stuff leaves little time for anything else.

Sooooo.....you're not coming to wash my car then?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7542 Adam

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:37 PM

Whatevs BRO! Got one beer left in the frudge.

Tis a monteiths :)

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#7543 Hypnotic

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:39 PM

I have no beer in the fridge :(

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:44 PM

So much missed on GT!!!

One day left in interstate comp at nationals, girls team is leading, boys team climbing and we are coming third combined. One day left to go in comp so fingers crossed for a few medals tomorrow!

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:44 PM

If I have a beer, I will be instantly drunk. Saving it for after dinner :)

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 07:44 PM

and a new born on top of regular life


How's it all going Brett?

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:02 PM


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:04 PM

Finally! A decent use for a GoPro! :P

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7549 Adam

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:31 PM

Finally a decent shut up!

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#7550 Hypnotic

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:32 PM

Naaaw!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:36 PM

Not sure the 2ish hours of sleep i had helped cause i feel more tired now then i did before.
But hopefully come early hours of the morning it does help.

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#7552 Morgan

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:46 PM

I also had a 2 hour sleep and feel awesome!

Would really to wake up at 5am to go to the ANZAC service at The Entrance. Probably too tired though.

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:50 PM

Finally! A decent use for a GoPro! :P

Just go drink another gallon of Haterade!

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:52 PM

Just go drink another gallon of Haterade!

Only if I can pick the flavour!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7555 Adam

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:55 PM

No.

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:56 PM

Yay. More carnage.


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#7557 Hypnotic

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:58 PM

No.

Can't win 'em all.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#7558 Adam

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:01 PM

Correct.
Feeling pretty fucken relaxed now!

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:03 PM

Correct.
Feeling pretty fucken relaxed now!

Have your 1 beer?

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#7560 Hypnotic

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 09:03 PM

Correct.
Feeling pretty fucken relaxed now!

You drank a beer, didn't you?

Have your 1 beer?

hahah beat me too it.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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