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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM

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#8281 Brett

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 11:45 AM

jOoooooosssshhhhhhh!

Sig worthy.

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#8282 B4TT

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 11:52 AM

Having spent the better part of 14 hours detailing and polishing this car ( prior to its current paint job) I can say that I have a strong dislike for it. A lot of those interior carbon trims don't fit properly and the carbon is laid pretty badly. The bonnet has had most of its subframe removed so it flexes and twists like a bitch when you're simply opening it. It doesn't help that I think the owner is an unreasonable git that has more dollars than sense.

This doesn't really make me dislike it any more, I didn't like it the first time I seen the pics of it!

I think it looks a bit shit personally.. it might have some good mechanical bits on it but meh.

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#8283 B4TT

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 11:54 AM

Haha, Joshie had someone living near him, or banging one of the many prostitutes that live in his building complex, that had a 360 or maybe a 430. He hates Ferrari. Loudness.

Had a 430 then traded it on a 458. Gone now though... I think it was his missus place that he used to stay at most of the week and she moved out a few months ago.
It was more the terrible engine note that the 430 had that I hated, sounded like absolute arse, it just made it worse that it happened to be loud!

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#8284 Hypnotic

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 11:57 AM

Wow! big night last night, feeling kinda special right now.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#8285 B4TT

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 12:02 PM

Wow! big night last night, feeling kinda special right now.

Gave yourself a blow job?

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#8286 Hypnotic

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 12:03 PM

Gave yourself a blow job?

I wish!

Nah just very hungover.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#8287 Adam

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 12:23 PM

Roisins birthday party today

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#8288 Harry88

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 12:28 PM

Roisins birthday party today

Roisin needs a facebook page like other dogs lol

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Subaru Forester XT Luxury SG9 MY06

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#8289 Richo

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 12:28 PM

WA crazy

http://www.perthnow....3-1226630795224

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#8290 Adam

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 12:30 PM

Roisin needs a facebook page like other dogs lol

We aren't

'ing lame, bro!

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#8291 skillionaire

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 12:51 PM

Hahaha what kind of poof makes a Facebook page for their woofer?

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#8292 AussieTemplar

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 12:51 PM

Afternoon lads!

http://www.carsales....lo=Stock&items=[Make%3aSUBARU%2cModel%3aLIBERTY%2cSeries%3a4GEN%20MY08]&sort=default

^ Thats something I'd be looking at when I get my license back as a daily.. beamer is too hard to drive as a daily cause of so much un tamed power.. :ph34r:

Actually looking forward to driving a nice, new, car.. without worrying about a rough idle or car breaking down on the side of the road somewhere.

Spec. B's are good, no?

EHUf263.jpg?3

Get out of my thread.

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#8293 B4TT

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 12:58 PM

Sydney has been in fine form this last week!

"A sleep-deprived acting Assistant Commissioner Arthur Katsogiannis said it was one of the worst weeks police had experienced, with five deaths and seven public-place shootings in which eight people were wounded."

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#8294 skillionaire

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 01:31 PM

AMSY is quiet today.

Considering it was ring giving night last night, I will let you off if your cock is still firmly planted inside your fiance, if not, update your avatar.

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#8295 Shaz

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 01:35 PM

AMSY is quiet today.

Considering it was ring giving night last night, I will let you off if your cock is still firmly planted inside your fiance, if not, update your avatar.

Hahahahahaha

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#8296 Richo

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 01:35 PM

given her last update on the internets was 15 hours ago...

bow chicka bow wow

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#8297 Shaz

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 01:38 PM

Surely someone can change his name to Mr Plow for a day or so

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.