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#8401 Zac

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:18 AM

Hey peoples...

Shaz man... I saw the bank manager of the CommBank on George St sweeping the floors outside the bank... sup with that? Tell me you don't... you have people to do that for you... I know you own the bank and all...

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#8402 skillionaire

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:32 AM

Sometimes those simple little jobs are the best to be doing on a Monday morning.

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#8403 Samwise

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:36 AM

Errrgggghhhh.. statistics lecture.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#8404 Shaz

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:38 AM

Yeah, I don't sweep the floor personally, but I give the ATM at the front of the branch a once over weekly. Clean all the dust off it and make sure no one has attached a skimmer to it.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#8405 Zac

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:39 AM

Yeah, I don't sweep the floor personally, but I give the ATM at the front of the branch a once over weekly. Clean all the dust off it and make sure no one has attached a skimmer to it.

Nice... Like a baws...

Sometimes those simple little jobs are the best to be doing on a Monday morning.

Ugh... Monday morning... first thing I do when I get into work is have a tea... then SC

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#8406 B4TT

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:44 AM

Yeah, I don't sweep the floor personally, but I give the ATM at the front of the branch a once over weekly. Clean all the dust off it and make sure no one has attached a skimmer to it.

So that is you that keeps taking my Posted Image

'ing skimmers? man you owe me a fortune in lost skimmers, what you are doing is downright theft.

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#8407 skillionaire

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:58 AM

Light duties today. Last three days were insane. Time to chill out for a minute or three.

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#8408 B4TT

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:01 AM

A beer and a prostitute?

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#8409 skillionaire

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:07 AM

Precisely

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#8410 Zac

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:08 AM

A beer and a prostitute?

Which part is this...

1) Light duties?
2) Insane last 3 days
3) Time to chill for minute or 3?

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#8411 Shaz

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:09 AM

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.