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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:51 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:51 PM
You're safe... It's late.
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:57 PM
If you're ever not sure just use the spoiler tags
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:58 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:58 PM
Hahahaha. My girlfriend has been waiting for 20 minutes in the pantry after she set up pillows that look like somebody sleeping in the bed after she said goodnight.
I walked past the bedroom, Yep she's asleep. Better go to sleep soon. I'll go make a milo.
Open pantry door to get milo, She jumps out. Shit myself, Milo everywhere. Gonna get her so good tomorrow
This scare game will never end.
So ugly.
I walked past the bedroom, Yep she's asleep. Better go to sleep soon. I'll go make a milo.
Open pantry door to get milo, She jumps out. Shit myself, Milo everywhere. Gonna get her so good tomorrow
This scare game will never end.
http://youtu.be/0MIiMYB_4TU
So ugly.
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:59 PM
Hahaha, that's classic Cam.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:59 PM
You should shit in her shoe while she's sleeping.
Teach her a lesson tomorrow morning eh??
Teach her a lesson tomorrow morning eh??
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:59 PM
RING HER
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:59 PM
Meh... small eyes...Cheers, she's smokin'
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:02 PM
Spare parts suck. Spent 3hrs taking off a ram that had 
'ed seals and was pissing out oil only to find the replacements wouldnt fit so we had to put it all back in. Ohwell 6hrs OT makes up for it 
Nik you found anywhere to stay in cessnock yet?
Trying to go a whole week without going on facebook. I deleted the apps off my phone and have done a full day! LOL
'ed seals and was pissing out oil only to find the replacements wouldnt fit so we had to put it all back in. Ohwell 6hrs OT makes up for it Nik you found anywhere to stay in cessnock yet?
Trying to go a whole week without going on facebook. I deleted the apps off my phone and have done a full day! LOL
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:04 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:04 PM
Yeah thats exactly what I was thinking!Meh... small eyes...
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:05 PM
Haven't worked the spoiler thing out yet Nik. Could you please explain..... I feel dumb asking.
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:05 PM
haha. Get 'ed Sam.
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:05 PM
Lol! Can't help it... got a thing for nice eyes...Yeah thats exactly what I was thinking!
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:06 PM
Did something similar to my missus a couple of weeks back. Faked running out of fuel on the way to her house and made her frantic and when she was running out the door, I was standing on the front porch. She screamed so loud..Hahahaha. My girlfriend has been waiting for 20 minutes in the pantry after she set up pillows that look like somebody sleeping in the bed after she said goodnight.
I walked past the bedroom, Yep she's asleep. Better go to sleep soon. I'll go make a milo.
Open pantry door to get milo, She jumps out. Shit myself, Milo everywhere. Gonna get her so good tomorrow
This scare game will never end.
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:07 PM
Hahaha.....brilliant!Did something similar to my missus a couple of weeks back. Faked running out of fuel on the way to her house and made her frantic and when she was running out the door, I was standing on the front porch. She screamed so loud..
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:08 PM
Did something similar to my missus a couple of weeks back. Faked running out of fuel on the way to her house and made her frantic and when she was running out the door, I was standing on the front porch. She screamed so loud..
Well played sir.
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