MAY the GT be with you...

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#221 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:50 PM

OH MY GOD!!

IT'S MAY ALREADY!!!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#222 skillionaire

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:50 PM

Killer bro. Serge is a beast.

OH MY GOD!!

IT'S MAY ALREADY!!!

MAY DAY!

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#223 TSG

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:52 PM

http://youtu.be/ga7Q8F3l5y0

I start to lose interest when a car is so modified its no longer driveable. But I do love a lumpy mopar.

Hope they strip and spray paint with a firehose whoever ruined that train.

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#224 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:53 PM

Black Sabbath tonight!!

Damn i'm excited for this.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#225 Samwise

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:57 PM

Why?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#226 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:59 PM

Why?

Hahaha looks and sounds like a real motorcycle!!

Bahahahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#227 TSG

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:00 PM

I used to do that with basketball cards. Because for some reason I had basketball cards, but didnt actually watch or play basketball.

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#228 skillionaire

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:01 PM

Why not?

Were you never 10 years old?

Overengineered and a piece of crap? Yes.

But 14 custom stickers?

Sign me the Posted Image

up! NOW!

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#229 Samwise

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:01 PM

http://youtu.be/vvIW_4EdB84

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I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#230 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:02 PM

Why not?

Were you never 10 years old?

Overengineered and a piece of crap? Yes.

But 14 custom stickers?

Sign me the up! NOW!

Don't get me wrong, I always used cards/carboard/plastic cups, but seriously why pay for something stupid like that.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#231 Samwise

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:05 PM

Don't get me wrong, I always used cards/carboard/plastic cups, but seriously why pay for something stupid like that.

Why not?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#232 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:06 PM

Why not?

Actually you're right, if I was still a kid I would want the shit out of it.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#233 TSG

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:09 PM

I had this. It was great until water got into it.

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#234 RX25SE

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:12 PM

Bottom 10 postcodes in Australia:
1. 3238 (VIC: GLENAIRE, HORDERN VALE, JOHANNA, LAVERS HILL) $39,920
2. 4424 (QLD: DRILLHAM, DRILLHAM SOUTH, GLENAUBYN) $39,835
3. 3887 (VIC: LAKE TYERS, NOWA NOWA, WAIREWA) $39,788
4. 4801 (QLD: HAYMAN ISLAND) $39,602
5. 2369 (NSW: OLD MILL, STANNIFER, TINGHA) $39,422
6. 2735 (NSW: KORALEIGH, SPEEWA) $39,358
7. 3778 (VIC: FERNSHAW, NARBETHONG) $38,995
8. 6358 (WA: KARLGARIN) $38,620
9. 3575 (VIC: GLADFIELD, JUNGABURRA, LODDON VALE, MINCHA, MOLOGA, PYRAMID HILL, SYLVATERRE, TERRICK TERRICK, YARRAWALLA) $38,562
10. 3833 (VIC: ADA, BAW BAW, BAW BAW VILLAGE, GENTLE ANNIE, ICY CREEK, LOCH VALLEY, NOOJEE, PIEDMONT, TANJIL BREN, TOORONGO, VESPER) $38,323

Most of the Vic ones are out in the sticks.

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

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#235 Cam.

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:16 PM

It's May! 22 years of age in 18 days.

How scary.

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#236 Hypnotic

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:17 PM

It's May! 22 years of age in 18 days.

How scary.

You old bastard!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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