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#2761 Samwise

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 10:19 PM

If I touch a B4, do I need to wear protection?

Full body suit.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 10:19 PM

You may contract VoD
 


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Posted 10 May 2013 - 10:20 PM

Hahaha Jason wins.

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 10:20 PM

Jase,

Gold!! hahahahaha pure gold!!!

 

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 10:31 PM

You may contract VoD


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Will leave my car up the back then.

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 10:53 PM

Nah B4's aren't contagious, STi's are.

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 10:54 PM

Nah B4's aren't contagious, STi's are.

Hahaha......oh wait, im taking my mates STi out for a spin tomorrow.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2768 Adam

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 10:55 PM

Oh good. I was scared I would have to steam clean the driveway after.

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 10:56 PM

Perhaps mow the lawn while you are at it.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2770 Adam

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:01 PM

Nope

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:02 PM

Such a negative nancy!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:13 PM

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:19 PM

You guys being mean to my B4...

Don't make me drop all of you in the Valley... the Valley of DEATH!!!

But Auto.... so don't feel it as much...

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:21 PM

You guys being mean to my B4...

Don't make me drop all of you in the Valley... the Valley of DEATH!!!

But Auto.... so don't feel it as much...

Pfft....redline and you wont hit they Valley...

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:23 PM

Yeah it honestly doesn't bother me, its like having a gap between getting booked and normal driving speeds built in from factory. In the auto anyway.

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:25 PM

You guys being mean to my B4...

Don't make me drop all of you in the Valley... the Valley of DEATH!!!

But Auto.... so don't feel it as much...


I like the B4. Twin turbo in a sedan. But I would never own one after all the problems I have heard. Shame really :(

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:25 PM

Yeah. I'd settle too... If that's all I had..... :D

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:28 PM

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 11:30 PM

Those poor turtles

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 11 May 2013 - 06:05 AM

Shame.
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