This topic is lockedShhhhhuddup!!i thought you were like 35
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:01 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:01 PM
I got my car while I was still on my L's in 1999
Dude you would have been 14. Haha.
I mean.... I had a car then, but it wasn't mine, and I wasn't learning anything.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:01 PM
I know right, I pictured a 16 year old girl too but...........I have said too much.
Weird.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:02 PM
I have no problem picturing a 16 year old girl, but when you make it look like Richo we've taken the wrong turn at Albuquerque.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:02 PM
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:02 PM
Footy Show is hilarious.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:03 PM
hahahahahahaI have no problem picturing a 16 year old girl, but when you make it look like Richo we've taken the wrong turn at Albuquerque.
I bet it isFooty Show is hilarious.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:03 PM
If you are 26, how were you on your L's in 1999...I got my car while I was still on my L's in 1999
If you got your L's at 17, that would have been 9 years ago, which would be 2003-2004...
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:03 PM
maybe im not 26.......If you are 26, how were you on your L's in 1999...
If you got our L's at 17, that would have been 9 years ago, which would be 2003-2004...
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:04 PM
May be it was a typo and he's 56.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:04 PM
Good point... time to erase that mental picture...I have no problem picturing a 16 year old girl, but when you make it look like Richo we've taken the wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Maybe you are a 16 year old girl...maybe im not 26.......
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:04 PM
I remember being in the back of a jacked Pulsar in White Gum Valley and the fine young gentleman that ganked it couldn't drive a manual. Hahaha. Stalled it on South St and peaked the 
out we all bolted behind what used to be a video store, it's probably some sort of ****** factory these days.
Good times!
out we all bolted behind what used to be a video store, it's probably some sort of ****** factory these days.Good times!
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:04 PM
or 62 maybe?May be it was a typo and he's 56.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:06 PM
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:06 PM
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I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:07 PM
AMS will tell you about the oval there that has possibly the greatest name of any sporting field in existence.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:08 PM
What is the name of this sporting field?
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:08 PM
I wont really listen.AMS will tell you about the oval there that has possibly the greatest name of any sporting field in existence.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:09 PM
Think Chuck Norris, then stop thinking of Chuck Norris and think of something else.
White Gum Valley isn't REALLY a place.
It's a state of mind.
I wont really listen.
White Gum Valley isn't REALLY a place.
It's a state of mind.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:09 PM
Chuck Norris sticks.
Cowboy Hat Oval? Ranga Oval? Walker Texas Ranger Oval?
Cowboy Hat Oval? Ranga Oval? Walker Texas Ranger Oval?
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