This topic is lockedYou did.What tipped you off?
MAY the GT be with you...
Started by Morgan, Apr 30 2013 11:48 PM
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:56 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:56 PM
How did you feel the next morning?
I've seen a girl, after a big night of drinking multi-coloured vodka jelly shots spew on a white wall in a hallway. About this colour.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:57 PM
How did you feel the next morning?
I felt fine, but you recovered quicker than expected after the spew effort.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:57 PM
hahaha jerk!
I felt fine, but you recovered quicker than expected after the spew effort.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:58 PM
Ha ha, on that note, I'm off guys. Catch ya later.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:58 PM
Hahaha. Schooled
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 09:59 PM
Stuff goes here
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:01 PM
She needs more arseholes.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:03 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:04 PM
Haha I wish I had a cat like that.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:08 PM
Damn. Someone needs to "fix" barking dog.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:10 PM
Noise cancelling headphones?Damn. Someone needs to "fix" barking dog.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:10 PM
Living cancelling shotgun
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:12 PM
Now now, there is no need for suicide.Living cancelling shotgun
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:13 PM
Now now, there is no need for suicide.
It's for you, not me.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:14 PM
Oh you still here?
It's for you, not me.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:14 PM
At least it doesn't shoot bees....
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:14 PM
You should both wear a condom
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:15 PM
Safety first.You should both wear a condom
Do you know this for a fact?At least it doesn't shoot bees....
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 10:18 PM
No I do not. But I assume there would be a stupid amount of bees around if it did!
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