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Started by B4TT, Jul 01 2013 08:37 AM
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#541 Shaz

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:24 PM

Bomb Threat on the building across the street, just noticed heaps of cop cars outside and people standing around looking lost, so I asked someone and they said that they just got an email from their building manager saying that they had to evacuate the building because of a bomb threat.

 

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I'd also get your video camera ready, just in case something does happen. But, be sure to have your cock in the image, so when you're the only one that has video footage of the blast, and the news agencies put it on TV, there is a cock there. They can blur it out all they want, but people will still know its a cock. And they will wonder why there is a cock in the middle of the footage. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:26 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah ^^^.

I'm not going to hang around for it, I need to get to the bottle shop and get some beers so yeah... priorities.

 

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:26 PM

Today has been a dick of a day on GT today hasn't it?

 

Talk of Adam's, Sam's and now Josh's... anymore before the day is over?


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Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:39 PM

I love that they were alerted via email

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:43 PM

Haha I know right! But then the bomb squad did go through and clear the rest out. They are there now apparently.

 

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:44 PM

Shit day to be toking a cone in the toilet

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:47 PM

Shit day to be toking a cone in the toilet

 

Haha


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 04:50 PM

Can you imagine shaz? Fork.

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 05:00 PM

That needed a comma, hope you know what I meant homie

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 05:14 PM

Can you imagine shaz? Fork.

 

Yep, you would DEFINITELY shit bricks.

 

Or, you'd worry you've smashed one choonga too many and check yourself in.


 


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Posted 02 July 2013 - 05:31 PM

HaHAHAHAHA, my thoughts exactly. 

 

Especially if you were pants down!


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Posted 02 July 2013 - 05:44 PM

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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 06:00 PM

Gonna go sit in the Reef Lounge and chill out to live music.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 06:16 PM

Room view:

 

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And keeping with tradition.. :D

 

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 06:20 PM

Nice one Stocky!! That view! fork yes!!


 

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 06:24 PM

Unfortunately it was a Heineken. The local tavern didn't have much on tap.


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Posted 02 July 2013 - 06:25 PM

Nothing in the news about that building across from work, I can only assume it was a hoax.


Unfortunately it was a Heineken. The local tavern didn't have much on tap.

All good dude, looking at that view I think you will survive!! haha


 

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 06:27 PM

Whut up!!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 July 2013 - 06:28 PM

Your Cholesterol fatty!! (Jim Carrey :P)


 

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Posted 02 July 2013 - 06:28 PM

All good dude, looking at that view I think you will survive!! haha

 

Yeah, I'm hoping the bar in the hotel has more. Looks like it does from a quick glance, but who knows!


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