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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM

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#11241 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:11 PM

I think so. I felt a thud at some point. I think was one of submerged potholes..

Yuck man. Thats horrid.. check it out tomorrow.. hope its not a buckle...

It's never got me out of anything, it's a poor excuse.

Coz you keep using your poor face....

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#11242 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:12 PM

Coz you keep using your poor face....

My face keeps me employed, what's your excuse?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#11243 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:13 PM

My face keeps me employed, what's your excuse?

I have no excuse... I don't know why I'm employed...

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#11244 ams

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:18 PM

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY MOTHERFUCKER

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#11245 skillionaire

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:19 PM

Nik, you all good mate???

I'ma still be there at 9am!!! hungry Jacks, yo!

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#11246 Beckers

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:20 PM

Yeah... at least.. and who the fork are you?

Stop pickin on me, just because I don't drive a blue B4.

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#11247 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:21 PM

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY MOTHERFUCKER

I'm not female..

I'ma still be there at 9am!!! hungry Jacks, yo!

Man, I want some hungry jacks right now... I just want food..

Stop pickin on me, just because I don't drive a blue B4.

Don't worry, I hate everyone equally.... now who are you?

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:21 PM

So I get 90 days. Which is kind of forked up.

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#11249 ams

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:23 PM

Holy crap I just realized there is only 2.5 hours till new GT!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#11250 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:23 PM

So I get 90 days. Which is kind of forked up.

What the hell happened Nik?

Who is giving you 90 days and why?

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:23 PM

I am looking forward to new GT.

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#11252 Beckers

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:24 PM

So I get 90 days. Which is kind of forked up.

That's so fuked up, Nik.

Do a runner over to Melb, we will put ya up for a while.

Hope ya all good man.

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#11253 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:24 PM

Holy crap I just realized there is only 2.5 hours till new GT!

36minutes for me...

I am looking forward to new GT.

What'll be diff this time?

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:24 PM

What the hell happened Nik?

Who is giving you 90 days and why?

WAPOL

:/

My blood tests showed too much booze.

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#11255 Samwise

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:25 PM

Holy crap I just realized there is only 2.5 hours till new GT!

Who's starting it?

Also, do I win a prize for having the best GT?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#11256 ams

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:25 PM

36minutes for me...

We're working on proper timezone, not fancy eastern time.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#11257 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:26 PM

WAPOL

:/

My blood tests showed too much booze.

Nik, I'm going to have to come over there and kick your ass...

Why u do that man?

Lawyer involved? Anything you can do to appeal?

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#11258 Samwise

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:26 PM

WAPOL

:/

My blood tests showed too much booze.

What happened?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#11259 Zac

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:26 PM

Who's starting it?

Also, do I win a prize for having the best GT?

I think you should....

How about you get non-buckled rims?

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#11260 ams

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Posted 31 August 2013 - 11:26 PM

Who's starting it?

Also, do I win a prize for having the best GT?

This thread will automatically close at midnight. Whoever wants to start the new one can start it as long as it's after midnight (my time). I will merge any new threads started before that into this GT.