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#11361 Zac

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:52 AM

I hope you sent me a set as well

Who the fork are you?

 

The Beer Man?


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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:53 AM

Shit we only need another 32 pages and we'll hit 600 pages.

65 mins to go.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:53 AM

The only penis she pulls out is the one in my pants, and there is always a good reason for that..
 
And yes, I have check many many times.... but 1 sure fire way I know she doesn't have a penis is she is a vego...
 
Pics are in the mail..

Huh what who where?
 
You are drunk Simone... don't accidentally stumble into Ash's bed...
 
Beer.... almost gone...

Not me, Callum is Ash's bed bitch.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:54 AM

Who the fork are you?

 

The Beer Man?

Sure am

 

 

Not me, Callum is Ash's bed bitch.

He's been all sooky since his missus got back, maybe I should call her :D


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:55 AM

Not me, Callum is Ash's bed bitch.

Not tonight.... Tonight Ash is just waiting for you...


Sure am

Beer man... you are fired.. I have no beer and you have not magically appeared yet....

 

From now on, you will just be Beard Man....


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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:57 AM


Beer man... you are fired.. I have no beer and you have not magically appeared yet....

 

From now on, you will just be Beard Man....

I still have beer, so EAD! I also have a beard, anything you say from now on is invalid, just like everything else you have said.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:58 AM

Sure am
 
 
He's been all sooky since his missus got back, maybe I should call her :D

Call her to compare bed performance notes, before & after the haircut.

Ash only lives a few mins away,
Going to lock door now.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:59 AM

Lol.

Being able to scroll down the page without touching the phone, is amazing!

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 01 September 2013 - 12:59 AM

And on that note, like my beer supply, I'm exhausted and shall now take my leave..

 

I bid you all a fair night of insanity and I shall catch up on the new GT sometime in the future..

 

Peace out all :)


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Posted 01 September 2013 - 01:00 AM

Lol.

Being able to scroll down the page without touching the phone, is amazing!

High roller with a new phone.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 01:00 AM

Call her to compare bed performance notes, before & after the haircut.

Ash only lives a few mins away,
Going to lock door now.

Yeah, i'm pretty sure I just drove past your house

 

Lol.

Being able to scroll down the page without touching the phone, is amazing!

I don't really care how you do or don't finger your phone


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 01:01 AM

Yeah, i'm pretty sure I just drove past your house
 
I don't really care how you do or don't finger your phone


Got the Galaxy S4. Air gestures are the shit.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 01 September 2013 - 01:01 AM

Off for beauty sleep now.

Question should hair regrow in beauty sleep time ???

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 01:01 AM

Call her to compare bed performance notes, before & after the haircut.

Ash only lives a few mins away,
Going to lock door now.


He couldn't find his dick right now, let alone your door.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 01 September 2013 - 01:02 AM

Got the Galaxy S4. Air gestures are the shit.

Biggest **** factor on that phone is the gimmicks, otherwise, it's a good phone


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 01:02 AM

Yeah, i'm pretty sure I just drove past your house
 
I don't really care how you do or don't finger your phone

No, I would have heard the B4 rumble.

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Posted 01 September 2013 - 01:03 AM

Off for beauty sleep now.

Question should hair regrow in beauty sleep time ???

I recommend you sleep for a very very very very very long time


No, I would have heard the B4 rumble.

Or your neighbours screaming


He couldn't find his dick right now, let alone your door.

I'm close, I think it's over there!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 01:09 AM

Biggest **** factor on that phone is the gimmicks, otherwise, it's a good phone

 

Yep hah


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.


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Posted 01 September 2013 - 01:23 AM

Finally got home zac, thanks for the convo tonight, was good :)

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