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#10941 skillionaire

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:18 PM

Just bought a whole swag of dumb shit, hahahahaha.


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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:20 PM

That's just awesome.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#10943 skillionaire

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:20 PM

Hopefully it comes before Christmas.

 

Hopefully I do too. 


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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:25 PM

You got 3 weeks, should be fine.



As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:35 PM

So when you open the toilet door the toilet seat automaticly lifts up.

This joint is NUTS.



My bro inlaw drank my last LC pale.
Where should I hide the body?

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

 

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:37 PM

Where should I hide the body?

 

Tell me about tafe courses and I could make it worth your while ;)


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:44 PM

We'll talk when im sober.

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:45 PM

Archer...funny as


 

 

We'll talk when im sober.

 

One day we might be able to talk when I am as well :P


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:51 PM

"A black astronaut Cyril, that's like killing a unicorn" hahahahahahahahaha


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:59 PM

Tonights going fairly slow :(

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 10:59 PM

You're all boring, sif you all have something better to do!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#10952 Hypnotic

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 11:09 PM

Bed time


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 30 November 2013 - 11:36 PM

Indeed

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Posted 30 November 2013 - 11:49 PM

Where GT Xmasember  ???


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Posted 01 December 2013 - 12:06 AM

Archer Ash? forking pumped for the next season... such a good show.

Where GT Xmasember  ???

When this one closes, maybe you need to create it :P

 

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 12:24 AM

Archer Ash? forking pumped for the next season... such a good show.

 

YEP

 

Mate of mine rolled his mk2 golf gti today :( Was a little rough around the edges but still a nice car!

The damage doesn't look too bad but it will still be a lot of work if it's not a stat write off. 


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Posted 01 December 2013 - 12:27 AM

January 13th, 2014. New season of Archer!

 

I totally just did the worst thing..


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 12:32 AM


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 12:34 AM


I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 01 December 2013 - 12:36 AM

I totally just did the worst thing..


Jack off into your sock then put the sock on your hand and use it like a semen filled sock puppet?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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