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#3941 Hypnotic

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 08:42 AM

Wussup kids!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3942 Adam

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 08:44 AM

I want to go home and moeterbiek!


Bought a bike yet, Ash????

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 08:49 AM

All this motorcycle shit is gay as fork.



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Posted 16 December 2013 - 08:54 AM

Shutup, Alex.



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Posted 16 December 2013 - 08:55 AM

All this motorcycle shit is gay as :fork:.


Haha I remember Adam complaining when I wouldn't shut up about boatmikes.

THE GLOVE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW, ADAM!

Shutup, Alex.


Chainsaw you arse....

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


#3946 Hypnotic

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 08:57 AM

Bought a bike yet, Ash????

 

Nope


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#3947 skillionaire

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 08:57 AM

I'm interested, and a little turned on, but living out here it's just not a real thing. So fuckoff to the bike thread.



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Posted 16 December 2013 - 08:57 AM

Morning everyone 

 

Got messy at the work xmas party last night, but not as messy as some. Today will be interesting haha



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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:02 AM

Did you pork the secretary?



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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:02 AM

fork her throat.

 


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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:03 AM

Pics of sexutary?

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:05 AM



#3953 nickknack

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:08 AM

Did you pork the secretary?

 

I did not

 

There is no secretary

 

Most of the girls at work are dykes, ugly, or both



#3954 Morgan

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:12 AM

Did you pork the secretary?

 

Did not feel anything?


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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:15 AM

I should get some BBS....

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I buy BBS wheels then everyone else wants some haha



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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:17 AM

How's your whale Harry?

 


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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:17 AM

Adam has been waiting for Alex to send the for long time.

I need to poo.

How much was your bowtermyke Adam?

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:19 AM

How's your whale Harry?

 

Good mate. Just a few little things to do with it including the headlight and all is well.



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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:23 AM

Is your whale like a boat to drive Harry?

My forester is terrible.

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 09:24 AM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 




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