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#4181 Hypnotic

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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:02 AM

Hmm... think I'll try to knock off some money... wish me luck... LOL

 

I don't see why that would involve luck, people ask for discounts on everything, so I don't see why this is any different.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:03 AM

 

 ask for discounts on everything

 

Retail Life! haha



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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:05 AM

Some guy asked for a discount on a $8 usb stick the other day, told him if he couldn't afford it, don't buy it.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:07 AM

Some guy asked for a discount on a $8 usb stick the other day, told him if he couldn't afford it, don't buy it.

 

hahahaha that's a ballsy move.

 

I do remember one time some asian lady wanting a discount on a pack of batteries that were $7. I said no then she said "2 for $10"



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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:09 AM

Yep, they showed some chick being pushed down by the cops, and you could tell she started crying purely because a camera was in front of her.

 

Also, they were protesting to build a public transport network through there instead, yet considering we have such a failed system, I don't think that would be more feasible.

 

I would have stabbed her.

 

Haha... nice...

 

So guy who is selling me the bike says he can't find the service manual... told me I can get my deposit back if I don't want the bike anymore...

 

Damn choices...

 

Just stab him.

 

Haha true! I dunno :) I just hope my battery doesn't die on me again!

 

Stab it & it will behave.

 

That's the colour he will be wearing when he is stabbed in a QLD jail under the new bikie laws.

 

 

Some guy asked for a discount on a $8 usb stick the other day, told him if he couldn't afford it, don't buy it.

 

Stab him in the eye with it.



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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:11 AM

hahahaha that's a ballsy move.

 

I've had people threaten to call ACCC, i've told them to save their time lets call them together. They shut down very quickly, and I know they are the people that just want something for nothing.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:12 AM

 

I've had people threaten to call ACCC, i've told them to save their time lets call them together. They shut down very quickly, and I know they are the people that just want something for nothing.

 

Yep! My favorite one was "would you like their number?" That was for when I knew I was 100% in the right.



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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:15 AM

 

Yep! My favorite one was "would you like their number?" That was for when I knew I was 100% in the right.

 

Definitely, you can spot the ones that have a genuine reason to call them, and you can spot the "ACA said I was always right" ones.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:26 AM

 

"ACA said I was always right" ones.

 

:fork: those people!!!!



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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:30 AM

As WhiteBossJosh said, stab them.

 


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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:31 AM

I'll fuckin stab ya bro!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:36 AM

I'll fuckin stab ya bro!


fork You Habib!

 


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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:36 AM

Come at me bro!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:40 AM

Come at me bro!


Nah not even!

 


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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:43 AM

Hahaha http://www.cnet.com....h-339346248.htm


But I want my burgers NOW!!!


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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:47 AM

Hahaha http://www.cnet.com....h-339346248.htm


But I want my burgers NOW!!!

 

I want that in my life!

 

The the store doesn't go bankrupt before hand.



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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:50 AM

Haha discount on a USB...

 

On bigger items (printers, cameras, computers, etc) I'll usually ask if there's any room to move but I'm not pushy about it. The only thing I am pushy on price is on cars :P


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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:54 AM

ZAC!!! Buy my wheels!



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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:55 AM

HARRY!!!

 

NO!


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Posted 17 December 2013 - 10:57 AM

Haha discount on a USB...

 

It's the worst, it makes me lose more and more respect for humanity.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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