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#4761
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:49 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#4762
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:49 PM
I'm forking starving.
#4763
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:49 PM
Penis or unicorn?
Both.
I'll show her the unicorn first and tell her to compare it to mine and then I'll just slip it in.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#4764
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:49 PM
I'm cold.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#4765
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:49 PM
Thanks for requoting my pic, Jase.
cubt.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
#4766
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:50 PM
#4767
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:50 PM
I'm just tried... final release work starts in 10min.... then a bit of testing and we are out of here...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#4768
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:50 PM
#4769
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:50 PM
Nice Zac. I'm heading off for a late shower. I'm hot.
I just realised I'm ever so close to my 10,000th post...
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#4770
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:51 PM
Both.
I'll show her the unicorn first and tell her to compare it to mine and then I'll just slip it in.
So, imaginary?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#4771
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:51 PM
Exactly. But it'll appear just like magic.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#4772
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:51 PM
Nice Zac. I'm heading off for a late shower. I'm hot.
I just realised I'm ever so close to my 10,000th post...
Yeah man, you are damn close to it... I'm not far behind though... I'll catch up to you one day...
Still we are both in the top 10 highest posters in SC...
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#4773
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:51 PM
I just realised I'm ever so close to my 10,000th post...
Cute
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#4774
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:51 PM
I'll show her the unicorn first and tell her to compare it to mine and then I'll just slip it in and it will be like nothing ever happened.
#4775
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:52 PM
Exactly. But it'll appear just like magic.
So, fake?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#4776
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:53 PM
Exactly. But it'll appear just like magic.
So it'll be an illusion because it isn't really there?
2002 B4 Rev E
2004 Outback Premium 3.0R
#4777
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:53 PM
If I can sustain an almost 8 year relationship with no penis, then I'm definitely doing something right.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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#4778
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:53 PM
I'm heading off for a late shower. I'm hot.
Thinking about it.....
Cute
#4779
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:53 PM
If I can sustain an almost 8 year relationship with no penis, then I'm definitely doing something right.
So, lesbian?
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#4780
Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:54 PM
Yeah man, you are damn close to it... I'm not far behind though... I'll catch up to you one day...
Still we are both in the top 10 highest posters in SC...
That is as much of a myth as my penis. Cool story.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.
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