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#4861 Adam

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 06:54 AM

SOFA HOT!!!!

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#4862 Harry88

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 06:54 AM

Hey BK

it was a forking nightmare with angry retarded cubts everywhere.

Xmas shopping sucks!!! People everywhere

I've gotta go shopping still.

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You left your run way to late my friend.

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 06:55 AM

NFI what to get the olds.

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#4864 Adam

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 06:55 AM

Morning Adam.

Hey mate!

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#4865 Harry88

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 06:56 AM

I'm going to wrap all mine on Sunday and hope I don't run out of wrapping paper. Otherwise people will get presents wrapped in newspaper.

NFI what to get the olds.

Chocolates or gift cards haha

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:03 AM

Morning WhiteJoshBoss.

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:03 AM

Might get Dad a good stabbing knife.

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#4868 Hypnotic

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:11 AM

40km/hour in an 80kn zone should be punishable by death

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:14 AM

40km/hour in an 80kn zone should be punishable by death

No, Torture first.. then death.

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:17 AM

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:24 AM

Hahaha silly Chinese - the background image for their moon rover display.

Poor Europe copped it in that one.

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:24 AM

Agreed Ash.

On my way home from work there is a speed camera on WoyWoy rd. For those of you who don't know of WoyWoy rd..... It's a mad twisty downhill run, great for Subies and after the boring old freeway it puts a smile on your face to have a little bit of a squirt through the bends. And at this camera there's always some douche doing 50 or 60 in the 80 zone.

The forking thing has been decommissioned for over a year and a half now!

Guess it still does what the government intended.

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#4873 Hypnotic

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:28 AM

I also was driving behind a dude that had his indicator on for about a km, he finally turned it off, and when it came time to for him to turn off he didn't use the indicator. Wtf!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:41 AM

Horrible coffee.

I reckon licking a donkey would net a better taste.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#4875 skillionaire

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:49 AM

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:53 AM

Is she winking because those stars just flew out her arse or vag?

The rainbow colours also show that she is a raging lesbian who can't get enough of the cubt.

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:58 AM

Hahaha silly Chinese - the background image for their moon rover display.

Poor Europe copped it in that one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST!

Even if it is a stock image, pretty funny oversight.

Is she winking because those stars just flew out her arse or vag?

The rainbow colours also show that she is a raging lesbian who can't get enough of the cubt.

That's actually a top down view of her after she got hit by a golf cart and has gone into a seizure. The stars are purely artistic licence to show dazed and confused mental state.

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