General Thread - January - 2014

Started by ams, Jan 01 2014 02:42 AM

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#7741 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 11:45 AM

Yep, i'd go there. Just have to stop her talking.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7742 B4TT

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 11:46 AM

I don't get it Morganus, I always thought she would go into doing lizards and crocs and stuff.

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#7743 Morgan

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 11:47 AM

Haven't heard her talking.

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#7744 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 11:48 AM

@Josh

Sounds kinky, well for us, for her it's just a "fling".

Haven't heard her talking.

It's annoying and over the top, just like the rest of the family.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7745 ams

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 11:55 AM

Yep, i'd go there. Just have to stop her talking.

She probably has crabs.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#7746 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 11:57 AM

She probably has a lot of things, but my comment still stands.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7747 Tim.

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:01 PM

That qld accent though...

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#7748 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:02 PM

That ~~qld~~ bogan accent though...

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7749 Tim.

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:09 PM

Kway Teow for lunch. Sorry, no hor fun today.

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#7750 Brett

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:10 PM

Being 'into cars' and being into 'working on cars' are somewhat mutually exclusive. Is my point, which I thought was made well.

Ahh now i get it. I was thinking " wtf is Nik on about now?"
You probably shoukd have quoted Adams previous post, rather than the one you did.
Just saying.

Wtf is up cubts?

I just knocked down a retaining wall. Such a good workout and frustation loosener.
Having some hard shifts at work lately, and its not been the enjoyable place it has been of late.

Just realised I quoted the wrong post from you. Hahahaha. Classic.

And there you go.

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#7751 Adam

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:16 PM

Kway Teow for lunch. Sorry, no hor fun today.

fork YES

HEY BRETT!

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#7752 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:17 PM

I'd eat it.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7753 Brett

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:17 PM

Adam!!!!

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#7754 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:21 PM

*Sigh* Should get going to work.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7755 ams

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:23 PM

*Sigh* Should get going to work.

I thought you were going to look at bikes this morning?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#7756 Hypnotic

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 12:25 PM

Uhm....no, Monday I will be.

Oh I was online last night looking at bikes, I think that's where lines got crossed.

Also I might check some out tomorrow as I have 3 days off.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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