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#241 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 08:15 AM

Working on a Monday, weird concept.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 March 2014 - 08:16 AM

Working on a Monday, weird concept.

Wow man... you're spinning me out... oh wait... no you aren't... you're the weird one who doesn't usually work on Mondays...


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 08:21 AM

Sounds good Yosh... does it pay as much as Shaz bank? Do I get a company car?

No idea bout Shazbank but you do get a company car and phone and credit card.


Might have to sort out a green haus. Got a bumper crop of chillis happening right now but won't be ready for a couple of weeks!!!

They should still ripen anyways but I wouldn't expect another crop off them.

 

I reckon that mine are on their last crop and it isn't a great crop either this time :( Going to repot the lot of them I think and give them a harsh pruning.


 


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 08:21 AM

No idea bout Shazbank but you do get a company car and phone and credit card.

Done!

 

Where do I sign... lol... 

 

What is the company car anyway?

 

bugatti veyron?


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 08:22 AM

Sales would be such a shit job.

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 08:23 AM

Sales would be such a shit job.

It is

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 03 March 2014 - 08:26 AM


Sales would be such a shit job.

It is

Yup.... I'd be crap at sales too... 


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 08:31 AM

Man shit is getting very nasty in Ukraine hey.. http://www.news.com....v-1226843109609


Sales would be such a shit job.

I know, I couldn't handle it!


 


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 08:40 AM

Ash. I imagine being a sales rep on the road would be worse.

At least your customers come to you!

Josh, it would be nice to extend the growing season a bit with a greenhouse structure! I'm thinking of planting most of my chillis in the ground over winter/just before spring :) see how they go this time!!

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 08:43 AM

Yeah nice one!!


 


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 09:27 AM

Oh man... I've been doing so much shit in spreadsheets and excel these last 2 weeks... I hate excel so much... forking config spreadsheets!

 

Damn you Morg and Yosh!


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 09:28 AM

Why me? 


 


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 09:28 AM

Why me? 

Because... you happen to like excel as well...


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 09:33 AM

I don't understand excel.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 09:55 AM

Who the fork created excel???

 

 Bullet to the brain!   :mad:  :dash2:   :negative:


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 09:58 AM

Probably a team of people Zac...... :P


 


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 10:05 AM

Yeah at least 3 people invented it.

At least.


About to head to the beach with dog. Public holiday IN CASE YOU ALL FORGET WHY IM NOT AT WORK.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 10:06 AM

HAHAHA

 

 

Where did you bring it?

 

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 10:14 AM

Probably a team of people Zac...... :P

Yeah at least 3 people invented it.

At least.


About to head to the beach with dog. Public holiday IN CASE YOU ALL FORGET WHY IM NOT AT WORK.

Forkin kill them all mofos!


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Posted 03 March 2014 - 10:23 AM


 
 
What are you getting?


Picked up some gd leather front seats, cheap.

Little bit worn but good for the price




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