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[Zac]

You need to take some positivity pills, Zac!


Or smoke some weed!

Where can I get some from? Got any?

[Adam]

I'll ask the neighbours

[Zac]

I'll ask the neighbours

Haha... your neighbours are positive pill pushers?

 

Nah.. guess there isn't much else for me to do at work till I get access to stuff, and I'm setting my machine up... and I have a headache... but blah... still got a little over an hour here...

[ams]

I'll ask the neighbours

Won't it be covered in floating lawn shit?

[skillionaire]

Spent waaaay too long in bunnings for a nik. fork knows what I've bought.

[Zac]

Good work Nik... thanks for posting...

 

I was wondering what was going on in here, with no posts for ages...

[ams]

Mind = blown.

[Harry88]

I have been moving pavers most of the arvo. My back is not used to this physical labour :/

[ams]

A guy finds a lamp and rubs it. Out pop two blonde genies. They thank him and offer him 3 wishes. He thinks for a minute, and poof...
He's in a vast room filled with $100 bills to his waist. He looks across the room and sees a door. He makes his way through the money to the door and opens it...
Now he is in another room filled with beautiful, naked women. He looks across the room and sees another door. He fondles his way across the room to that door and opens it...
Where he finds the two blonde genies who drag him to a tree and hang him by the neck until he is dead.

As they are walking away the one turns to the other and says, "I understand why he wanted wealth beyond his wildest dreams. I understand why he wanted to be surrounded by beautiful, naked women. By, why in the world did he want to be hung like a black man?"

[Liberty]

Good afternoon all, how are we doing this fine day?

[Harry88]

Wow, racist joke is racist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I still laughed tho

Good afternoon all, how are we doing this fine day?

 

Sup Gaz. I'm gonna watch Borat again tonight.

[ams]

I don't read politics shit much, but this made me laugh.

North Korea's state media has confirmed what was never in doubt - a 100 percent, no-abstention poll victory for leader Kim Jong-Un in the country's stage-managed parliamentary election.
Every single vote cast on Sunday in Kim's constituency was for the man who can now add MP to his many titles that include Supreme Commander of the armed forces and chairman of the powerful National Defence Commission.

http://www.telegraph...a-election.html

[Liberty]

Sup Gaz. I'm gonna watch Borat again tonight.

 

Hey man. Ha ha, I'm laughing at the thought of him.

 

I've got indoor tonight. What the fork happened to your team at TRAINING?

[Harry88]

Man I don't know exactly. A little argument that got out of hand I guess. Team management says that its good to see the team has passion, thats an interesting spin on it.

http://www.theherald...raining/?cs=306

[Liberty]

Ha ha, I think that's just a cover up. It'd be big news if it was a major international team like Real Madrid, Barcelona or Manchester United.

[Zac]

Home.... headache....

[Liberty]

I'm starving. Lasagne for dinner!

[Liberty]

[ams]

Android phone people, next time you're on a computer - click this link.

https://maps.google....tionhistory/b/0

[Hypnotic]

I don't get it.