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Started by skillionaire, Apr 01 2014 06:39 AM
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:13 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:14 PM
Nik I sent them back in a detailed message
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:16 PM
Just smashed down 1litre of water.
Feeling replenished.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:18 PM
Sleep
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:28 PM
Seventeen pages today, looks like it's back on in the GT.
(did not read any!!)
@Nik,
I found the opening post quite amusing.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:30 PM
Sleep
Yep, it's seeming like that.
@Nik,
I found the opening post quite amusing.
As long as one person did, then it was a success.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 09:58 PM
Congrats on the extra work Radam. That extra income would be sweet.
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:03 PM
venison medallions. Ace.
Seventeen pages today, looks like it's back on in the GT.
(did not read any!!)
@Nik,
I found the opening post quite amusing.
Glad someone has a sense of humour.
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:14 PM
Hahaa Sam's thread is over so I no longer have to be StockyKong.
I hated being a ranga.
Well screw you cubt!
WILL DO
Does anyone else roll with voice to text? I'm getting good at it.
Josh the *** doesn't even have an answering thingy
Yeah, I got it. LEAVE ME MESSAGES!
I just spent an hour trying to fix my boot release. There was no adjustment on the cable so I forked around for ages trying to shorten the cable.
Full dodgy mechanic spec.
Couldn't fix it.
Turns out there"s an "opener cancel" lever on the boot latch.
it!
Who would have thought.
HAHAH KARMA BITCH!
Hahaha I seen her massive rant on FB about it..... having said that, they aren't really doing anything wrong... maybe taking pics with dead things is a bit iffy but feral pigs and foxes and stuff are destructive as shit and need to be shot so they don't destroy our natural environment, they already do a lot of damage to it.
I was kind of surprised to see her and some of her friends so against the page..... I guess they have never really spent any time in the country to have first hand experiences with such things.
Those pigs are so tough. Last time I went shooting I had put several rounds in to one just to bring it down. Scared the shit outta me!
Monday, 31 March 2014 10:fifty two:sixteen AM
Police have seized $1.four million value of cannabis throughout a search warrant at Artarmon.
About eleven.30am yesterday (Sunday 30 March 2014), police from North Shore Native Space Command executed a search warrant at a warehouse at Whiting Road, Artarmon.
Through the search police situated 386 cannabis crops with an estimated potential road worth of $1.four million.
At this stage no-one has been arrested; nevertheless, investigations are persevering with.
I have a feeling I know who this is! Hahaha...
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:16 PM
Expect messages. I am getting better at it. Sorting out what you can and can't say is hard.
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:18 PM
SubyClub Gang, Should get into some more crime as a club.... extortion, Murder for hire, drug running and arms dealing.
I'm not going to go through 17 pages of thread but...
Josh.. incase you didnt remember.. im mexican and black.. i take care of all this shit down south of the border...
my last trip to Hunter was actually to dispose of a body..
you remember rendog...
your welcome....
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:18 PM
If someone asks to borrow something of you, is it your responsibility to ask for it back, or should they offer to return it when finish?
Ive always gone with the logic its up to me to return something, but maybe my parents raised me wrong?
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:20 PM
Your Mum's alright.
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:23 PM
Maybe a gentle "hey , how did that (insert tool) work for you?"
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:26 PM
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I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:27 PM
If someone asks to borrow something of you, is it your responsibility to ask for it back, or should they offer to return it when finish?
Ive always gone with the logic its up to me to return something, but maybe my parents raised me wrong?
Nope, your folks got that one right.
You shouldn't have to ask for it back but sometimes you have too 
#338
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:27 PM
Why would you insert in gently, just go hammer and tong.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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#339
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:30 PM
Glad someone read it properly.
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Posted 01 April 2014 - 10:36 PM
Well, cheers for the snorefest, should help me get some sleep.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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