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#541 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 01:39 PM

Hahaha oh dear god that's awful.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 April 2014 - 01:39 PM

Because you touch yourself at night.

Is that also why I can't have nice things?


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Posted 02 April 2014 - 01:39 PM

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 01:41 PM

Is that also why I can't have nice things?

No, that's just because you struggle to make decisions.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#545 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 01:54 PM

Lunch breaks just aren't long enough.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 April 2014 - 01:54 PM

Looks quite funny

 



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Posted 02 April 2014 - 01:56 PM

No, that's just because you struggle to make decisions.

You're a jerk

 

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#548 Hypnotic

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 01:57 PM

Most people do, so that doesn't surprise or bother me.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 April 2014 - 01:58 PM

You prefer it that way,.


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Posted 02 April 2014 - 02:00 PM

ARGH!

It is only 3pm!!

 

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 02:01 PM

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 02:08 PM

You prefer it that way,.

I prefer it every way.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 April 2014 - 02:10 PM

Gonna pickup another Sony TV tomorrow night. Should make a good wedding present for the sister.

kdl-42w800a for those of you playing from home.

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 02:12 PM

I gotta goto a wedding this weekend. In Orange. 

 

 

MASSIVE AMOUNT OF ZERO FUCKS TO DO IT


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 02:13 PM

I'm going to go round looking at trash piles to see if there's any furniture with glass doors I can steal so I get some free glass and hinges!


I gotta goto a wedding this weekend. In Orange. 

 

 

MASSIVE AMOUNT OF ZERO FUCKS TO DO IT

 

Take the chopper, Mate!


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Posted 02 April 2014 - 02:15 PM

Gonna pickup another Sony TV tomorrow night. Should make a good wedding present for the sister.

kdl-42w800a for those of you playing from home.

That is the TV I have I believe.... very nice.. :)


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Posted 02 April 2014 - 02:15 PM

I'm in the bridal party. Cannot wait til it's over.

Yes Zac, we've got the 47" at home. It's an awesome telly - It'll make visiting her all the more enjoyable.

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Posted 02 April 2014 - 02:17 PM

I'm sure you'll make a great bridesmaid Tim



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Posted 02 April 2014 - 02:17 PM

Haha... I think the 42" screen is enough for me since my lounge room is not very big... 


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Posted 02 April 2014 - 02:19 PM

Yeah, her unit isn't huge so the 42 will look plenty huge.

Thanks Nick, meant to say i'm in the GROOMal party.




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