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Started by skillionaire, Apr 01 2014 06:39 AM

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:05 AM

Morning Sam. 

Just get out of bed did you?


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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:06 AM

Just got in, actually.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:11 AM

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:12 AM

Don't touch the B4 Heritage!

 

I think you mean twin turbo heritage.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:12 AM

HVC, i'll hurt you where it counts.


You practically taught Freddie Mercury the push-back technique, right?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:13 AM

Go to bed, Morgan.


You practically taught Freddie Mercury the push-back technique, right?

 

He knew what he was doing from the word 'go'.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:18 AM

 
I think you mean twin turbo heritage.


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TKAM?

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:20 AM

The Old Cubts Car

 

OCC?


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:23 AM

fork this, i'm going to bed.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:26 AM

Tania kneels and moans?

Orgasm coming cubt?

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 12:33 AM

There's a good R rated movie on World Movies right meow.
33D invaders. Hong Kong soft porn bewb n bush flick.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 04:51 AM

Why the :fork: am I up at 4:45. What is this shit?

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 06:49 AM

Bring on 7pm

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 07:08 AM

Fixing oil leaks on my mates lancer today, should burn it.

And somehow find time to finish referbing my wheels for tomorrow.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 07:52 AM

Just cleaning my teeth

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 April 2014 - 07:54 AM

Should buy my lancer for parts.

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 08:15 AM

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 08:16 AM

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Posted 23 April 2014 - 08:18 AM

Ha!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 23 April 2014 - 08:24 AM

Hahaha

 

Seb will get quicker I think. If not, the old tale about it just being the car will ring true.


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