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Started by skillionaire, Apr 01 2014 06:39 AM
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:25 PM
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:27 PM
Sick.
Pepperoni pizza with mozzarella sticks, french fries (chips), and bacon.
I need to go rub one out rather furiously
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I was way off.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:28 PM
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:29 PM
Chips on a pizza?
Getthefuckouttahere, they'd be soggy as a flaccid penis on craigslist. Right Nik!?
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:29 PM
Give her a 33% discount, if you know what I mean.
Like a normal one, but a third off.
Get it - it's your penis.
hehehe
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:30 PM
CHEESEburger?
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:31 PM
At least I'm not stuck with the vision from craigslist of a dude bench pressing with a hardon.
Hahaha. I hate that I know what you are taking about.
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:31 PM
Chips on a pizza?
Getthefuckouttahere, they'd be soggy as a flaccid penis on craigslist. Right Nik!?
Definitely not something I can fuckwith.
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:31 PM
Yikes.
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Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:32 PM
Speaking of cheeseburgers.....
How good is Chinese food? Makes you poo a lot I hear.
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:32 PM
Hahaha. I hate that I know what you are taking about.
fork I clearly dodged a bullet by not checking the gay section.
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:34 PM
Hahaha. I hate that I know what you are taking about.
I know man. I need a shower to wash the filth away
@Nik, It was the first link dude!!!!!
You're a cubt
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:35 PM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:36 PM
Hahahaha, serious apologies.
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:37 PM
fork off amsy
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:37 PM
my sexuality is wrong.
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:38 PM
^bread to meat ratio is wrong.
I'd reckon the inner lining of bread would be to soak up the grease from the bacon, the outer layer would be to hold on to it.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:39 PM
I'd reckon the inner lining of bread would be to soak up the grease from the bacon, the outer layer would be to hold on to it.
hmmm interesting theory you got there. It might just work but I would need to try it myself 
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Posted 24 April 2014 - 11:41 PM
I'd reckon the inner lining of bread would be to soak up the grease from the bacon, the outer layer would be to hold on to it.
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