This topic is lockedHaha this!!You literally never go to work.
No one chucks a sickie anymore. They chuck a larry
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Started by skillionaire, Apr 01 2014 06:39 AM
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:51 AM
No one chucks a sickie anymore. They chuck a larry
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:51 AM
It's you Ash.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:51 AM
'Earned' doesn't quite sound right.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:52 AM
No one chucks a sickie anymore. They chuck a larry
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:53 AM
But that dude did see the homeless person who was his wife of 34 years, and he didn't recognise her.
Granted, however..
If he had just kissed his wife good bye that morning when he left for work, whether he glanced or had got his beak sticky (ok maybe he would of realised then) the last thing he would be thinking is his wife is the homeless person in front of him.
He probably wasn't even thinking about the homeless person, he was probably thinking about chocolates.. Like me at the moment, delicious milk chocolate that melts in my mouth. Mmmmmm
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:53 AM
"Oh you're not at work today"
"Nah, pullin a Larry"
Also. fork looking at homeless people, they might say something to you.
"Nah, pullin a Larry"
Also. fork looking at homeless people, they might say something to you.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:54 AM
You're all just jealous.
They seem to be where I work.
Best call.
I remember the feeling when I worked in retail. I had to deal with Asians (and Lebanese) and Indians all day every day. Most of the Asians lacked common sense, most of the Indians asked for discounts on already discounted (and I mean 50-60% off marked prices) products and Lebanese, well, you know where I'm coming from.
/endracism
'Earned' doesn't quite sound right.
Accumulated throughout the time I have worked here?
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:54 AM
So, you did get the point then?
Yeah but I could have told you that would happen without a video. I am more questioning the point of the video.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:54 AM
Hahaha"Oh you're not at work today"
"Nah, pullin a Larry"
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:56 AM
Exactly!!!!!Also.
looking at homeless people, they might say something to you.
pullin a Larry hahahahaha
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:56 AM
Yeah but I could have told you that would happen without a video. I am more questioning the point of the video.
I stopped caring about seven minutes ago.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 09:58 AM
I earned my RDO's and sick leave.
I wish cows had these ^
But nope -
rain, hail or shine
Chrissy, Easter or a Jewish foreskin party they have to work, so I do too!
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 10:01 AM
Hi Weasle!
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 10:02 AM
@bumpty
Slack cubt. Let the cows have a day off.
Slack cubt. Let the cows have a day off.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 10:02 AM
Hi Ron.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 10:05 AM
Ahhhhh, members reading this topic....
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 10:06 AM
I did dairy for a while, not for me.
Same hours but just not into cows as much as I thought I was.
Ahhhhh, members reading this topic....
No shit spaz
But really eally doe, dereg hit down here and everyone got out.
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 10:06 AM
Toplel @ pulling a Larry!
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 10:07 AM
Milk dem cows
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Posted 30 April 2014 - 10:11 AM
Granted, however..
If he had just kissed his wife good bye that morning when he left for work, whether he glanced or had got his beak sticky (ok maybe he would of realised then) the last thing he would be thinking is his wife is the homeless person in front of him.
He probably wasn't even thinking about the homeless person, he was probably thinking about chocolates.. Like me at the moment, delicious milk chocolate that melts in my mouth. Mmmmmm
Random.
Hope you are this random and crazy in person. Lol!
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