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Any1 keen for a surf???

Haha cops is the best show. So many [IMG]http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/naroeone/Forke.png[/IMG]'ed up ppl on there.

Tosh.0 is the best haha loving life

A man loses his eye in the war and gets a wooden one made up to fill hole. He is a little paranoid about it but decidea to go to the Pub. Ends up meeting a girl who is really nice and beautiful except for a birth defect where her mouth sits sideways. He asks her if shed like a drink and she replies "I'd been an idiot to knock that offer back, wouldn't I" The one eyed man then replies, quite annoyed, "don't call me wooden eye, ***** face"

Went to my first Muslim birthday party the other day. I was a bit slow in musical chairs but I tell ya what my pass the parcel was quick.

Feel awesome after that run. Fitness is comin back. Now to up the k's and see what happens.

Goin for a run with kolby this arvo at 6 if anyone else is keen. Just around my house. Let me no.

Did sume1 die??????

I love playin with my balls

Anyone want to buy a DVD headunit for there car. I have a brand new double din pioneer one still in the box that I need to get rid off.... $500, neg.... Need it gone...

Wish I had a clapper installed in my room. Ahhh the possibilities....

Can't believe how circles of friends change when leave school. It's bullshit if u ask me haha

Just watching David Adimbras doco on tigers. I never realized how funny tigers where haha

Anyone keen to go for a run this arvo out my way?????

"Tooheys New, tastes like an Angel crying on your tongue" hahahahahahaha best quote