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A man loses his eye in the war and gets a wooden one made up to fill hole. He is a little paranoid about it but decidea to go to the Pub. Ends up meeting a girl who is really nice and beautiful except for a birth defect where her mouth sits sideways. He asks her if shed like a drink and she replies "I'd been an idiot to knock that offer back, wouldn't I" The one eyed man then replies, quite annoyed, "don't call me wooden eye, ***** face"

Went to my first Muslim birthday party the other day. I was a bit slow in musical chairs but I tell ya what my pass the parcel was quick.

Feel awesome after that run. Fitness is comin back. Now to up the k's and see what happens.

Goin for a run with kolby this arvo at 6 if anyone else is keen. Just around my house. Let me no.

Yay! Trial at grumpys pizza tomorrow night :-)

9/11 still as emotional as 10 years ago

Did sume1 die??????

Roast chicken and veg! Gonna be an awesome dinner!

in just over 2 hours it will be the exact time when the first plane hit the world trade centres .where were you when it happened ,has it made a difference to the way you look at certain people the one thing that scared the the hell out of me was watching the second plane hitting the tower and thinking this is the start of world war 3

needs bass...., earphones dont do justice!

Stuffing myself with cheeseburgers

cold chisel on RAGE! FTFW!!

I love playin with my balls

Anyone want to buy a DVD headunit for there car. I have a brand new double din pioneer one still in the box that I need to get rid off.... $500, neg.... Need it gone...

Flat spotted Lutons, not only noiser than normal Lutons but are rather slippery on damp surfaces... Me thinks it's time for new tyres for real...