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Posted 07 November 2014 - 06:25 PM

So yesterday, I was sitting on the beach giving my dog a hug and this hot little fitness freak chick jogs up the beach ans stops right in front of me.
We are talking about a distance of no more than 5 meters away.
She then proceeds to start jumping an invisible jump rope, making all the hand movements as if there actually was a rope, bouncing up and down with chest lumps flying everywhere inside her tight singlet. fucking weird.

After that effort, she does these butt flexing squat type things, the view was stunning.
Cooter to the max.
She stayed fir 10 mins. Lol.
There was all of 12 people on the beach and I was lucky enough to cop that shit in my face.

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 06:31 PM

Should have penised her

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 06:34 PM

Best Advice ever.

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 06:35 PM

The best advice is given before you need it

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 06:47 PM

Tear her forking cubt in half Gary.

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Should have penised her

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 07:19 PM

I just didn't get what was going on.

Besudes, I was all gooned up. Practically legless.

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 07:21 PM

Just should HAve done it




Off to cubtberra tomorrow!

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 07:38 PM

Because that scenario told from her perspective might sound different

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Posted 07 November 2014 - 08:57 PM

That is definitely some good pics for the wank bank, Boss. I see that sorta shit whenever I work on or near Cronulla beach, but nowhere near as rewarding as your situation!


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Posted 07 November 2014 - 09:25 PM

I just didn't get what was going on.

Besudes, I was all gooned up. Practically legless.

 

Shame. It was a perfect opportunity.



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Posted 07 November 2014 - 09:27 PM

You should've flopped it out and did star jumps with her.

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Posted 08 November 2014 - 01:12 AM

Lol just got pulled over and RBT about 5 doors up from my house, after driving for 2 hours.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 November 2014 - 07:36 AM

Blew 0.00?

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

 


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Posted 08 November 2014 - 07:39 AM

Yeah, hadn't been drinking.

They pulled me over because I had a tail light out. I'd love to change it, but I can't open the boot.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 08 November 2014 - 08:48 AM

I'd love to change it, but I can't open the boot.

 

Yeah, those cops don't take to nicely to dead hookers in there.



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Posted 08 November 2014 - 09:07 AM

Harry, please, they'll need a warrant fo 'dat.



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Posted 08 November 2014 - 09:11 AM

Harry, please, they'll need a warrant fo 'dat.

 

Jay-Z taught me that one.



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Posted 08 November 2014 - 09:18 AM

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Posted 08 November 2014 - 09:29 AM

Good morning all.


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Posted 08 November 2014 - 09:29 AM

Taken at WTAC.

 

 

 

 

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