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#2041 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 January 2015 - 03:40 PM

That could be on a list of options.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#2042 Adam

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Posted 21 January 2015 - 03:42 PM

Stay away from Bargo


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Posted 21 January 2015 - 03:44 PM

I went to JB hifu today.  Lazy cubts wouldn't serve me.  it took 45 minutes and 2 brush offs by staff till I got what I wanted.... Just an invoice for a laptop so I can get a company cheque drawn up.  

 

They'll jump through hoops when I turn up to spend that cheque.... commission based employment, obviously.


Nearly walked out TBH.


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Posted 21 January 2015 - 03:45 PM

Which store did you go to? One up your way?


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Posted 21 January 2015 - 03:47 PM

Most of them are like that kong.


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#2046 Hypnotic

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Posted 21 January 2015 - 03:49 PM

They'll jump through hoops when I turn up to spend that cheque.... commission based employment, obviously.

 

Very much so


Stay away from Bargo

 

With pleasure.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 January 2015 - 03:49 PM

I went to JB hifu today.  Lazy cubts wouldn't serve me.  it took 45 minutes and 2 brush offs by staff till I got what I wanted.... Just an invoice for a laptop so I can get a company cheque drawn up.  

 

They'll jump through hoops when I turn up to spend that cheque.... commission based employment, obviously.


Nearly walked out TBH.

 

Yup, very commission based, and if you don't have sale, you don't have a job for some...


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Posted 21 January 2015 - 03:51 PM

Next time I'll wear a sign around my neck saying "Kiss my arse if you want my 2k".


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Posted 21 January 2015 - 03:56 PM

Haha.


They probably avoided you because of the sign that's says I'm an old cubt so I'm a technology retard and I'll waste your time


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Posted 21 January 2015 - 04:01 PM

Hahaaaa spot on, my man.

 

I asked this guy about a cheap big TV with none of the fancy bits.  He laughed.  Dude sorted me out.

 

I have a computer for computing, a phone for calling & sms, Why the hell would I want to do my banking and watch porn on the fucking TV.  

That's just lazy and there's more things that could go wrong with it.


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Posted 21 January 2015 - 04:03 PM

 

Why the hell would I want to do my banking and watch porn on the forking TV.  

 

Lul wot?


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Posted 21 January 2015 - 04:07 PM

Fuck off to the Zac's new car build thread, cubt.

 

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Posted 21 January 2015 - 04:07 PM

Nothing encourages a commission-based salesman like "tell me about the cheap one"

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 21 January 2015 - 04:09 PM

That was after I was finally attended to.

 

Get back in your hole.


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Posted 21 January 2015 - 04:13 PM

Garn ta da clerb.

 

Need a home cooked meal & pints.

 

 

 

1 more sleep till new car.  I'm like a little kid before Xmas.  So much good shit happening in my life right meow.

 

IS IT JUST ME OR CAN ANYONE ELSE ON HERE SAY HAM?


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Posted 21 January 2015 - 04:16 PM

Nothing encourages a commission-based salesman like "tell me about the cheap one"

 

Hahaha yep


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 21 January 2015 - 04:23 PM

 So much good shit happening in my life right meow.
 


Hold onto that good mood, I've been waiting for the right time to say to you.

You've got syphilis.

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Posted 21 January 2015 - 04:27 PM

Stay away from Bargo


They teach that in school here

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Posted 21 January 2015 - 04:29 PM

Hold onto that good mood, I've been waiting for the right time to say to you.

You've got syphilis.

 

You need sex to get that shit  ;)


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Posted 21 January 2015 - 04:30 PM

I have a friend named Phyllis.


And I'm fucking hungry, time to scavenge for food. I haven't had a cookie since last year. :blink:


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