Nah, i've had a couple and they're just not going down to great.

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#201
Posted 02 January 2015 - 10:18 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#202
Posted 03 January 2015 - 12:28 AM
#203
Posted 03 January 2015 - 06:26 AM
Morning guys
Funniest thing I've seen for a long time.
#204
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 03 January 2015 - 06:38 AM
Wish the other cyclist hit him.
#205
Posted 03 January 2015 - 06:48 AM
#206
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 03 January 2015 - 07:11 AM
No one cares, wanker!
I'm tired too. Lot of work changing a clutch.
I'm only working on my own car from now on.
I know now how a mechanic feels when the owner of the car they're working on loiters around the workshop, panicking about the slightest shit and making dumb arse suggestions on how things could be done the long and hard way.
To top it all off, the clutch master cylinder seems fucked so he only has half a clutch. Everything else went smooth as.
Clutch fits great & is all back together.... just the dodgy master left to deal with then it's KONG ONLY car work.
#207
Posted 03 January 2015 - 07:12 AM
He'll probably need to update the slave cylinder also.
Hello.
It's fuckin hot.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#208
Posted 03 January 2015 - 07:18 AM
Peanut m&m's for breakfast is a good choice.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#209
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 03 January 2015 - 07:22 AM
He'll probably need to update the slave cylinder also.
I have a spare of both to swap so she'll be right.
Or he can just take them to a shop and pay them to do it if that doesn't work.
#210
Posted 03 January 2015 - 07:29 AM
I want to cook up some food, but I think I've eaten most of it.
How can we be out of eggs!!!!!!!
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#211
Posted 03 January 2015 - 07:45 AM
You prolly cooked them all out in the sun yesterday!
#212
Posted 03 January 2015 - 07:50 AM
Would have saved on gas.
I'd actually try that today, yet that would require me to go shopping.
I already have beer, so I don't see the point.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#213
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 03 January 2015 - 07:50 AM
I bet you've shelved a couple in your sleep thinking they were big pingas.
#214
Posted 03 January 2015 - 07:53 AM
That would explain why i'm feeling sluggish.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#215
Posted 03 January 2015 - 07:58 AM
I'm only working on my own car from now on.
I know now how a mechanic feels when the owner of the car they're working on loiters around the workshop, panicking about the slightest shit and making dumb arse suggestions on how things could be done the long and hard way.
I'm glad my mates seem to be the opposite. Always eager to put in work and learn how shit goes together. Often happier with doing something less than ideal than I am about their own cars too.
Speaking of which, big day today. Ripping V6 STi engine out of a GC8, stock 205 out of a GF8 and swapping them over.
#216
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 03 January 2015 - 08:30 AM
It just sucks how you help someone fix their shit and from that point on they keep running back to you everytime something new happens.
My mate is usually pretty good but I don't need or like people second guessing what I'm doing then having to explain why Im doing it that way.
I told him to do an UEC & oil change while I'm at work today, he's been with me whilst I've done it several times in the past but he had a look in his face like..."Wot? Me?"
End rant.
#217
Posted 03 January 2015 - 08:35 AM
#218
Posted 03 January 2015 - 09:11 AM
#219
Posted 03 January 2015 - 09:12 AM
Morning
fork it's hard
Too much information
No one cares, wanker!
I'm tired too. Lot of work changing a clutch.
I'm only working on my own car from now on.
I know now how a mechanic feels when the owner of the car they're working on loiters around the workshop, panicking about the slightest shit and making dumb arse suggestions on how things could be done the long and hard way.
To top it all off, the clutch master cylinder seems forked so he only has half a clutch. Everything else went smooth as.
Clutch fits great & is all back together.... just the dodgy master left to deal with then it's KONG ONLY car work.
I've made my own bed.
It just sucks how you help someone fix their shit and from that point on they keep running back to you everytime something new happens.
My mate is usually pretty good but I don't need or like people second guessing what I'm doing then having to explain why Im doing it that way.
I told him to do an UEC & oil change while I'm at work today, he's been with me whilst I've done it several times in the past but he had a look in his face like..."Wot? Me?"
End rant.
THIS!
Once I was fitting some heads to a mates 351c XD over at his place, his Dad is a arrogant cubt who is full of himself and spent the entire time telling me how he adjusted the valves on piece of shit Alfa he once owned. The worst was every time I put down a tool he would pick it up and put it back in the toolbox. I asked him to refrain as it was slowing the work having to look for tools, his responce was 'Well, if you put your tools away, you will know where to find them'. Cubt
The worst was when a mate wanted me to assemble his engine. I went around there to see what the go was and noticed all the stuff was dirty and in a pile. I asked him to mount the block to the stand and scrub it out, clean all the parts and clear the work bench. I would come back the following weekend and we could get stuck in. Arrive early the following weekend as arranged only to find nothing had been done. It took nearly two days before I started bolting stuff together. When I commented on how this could have been done the week before to save some of my time, I got 'yeah, but I was busy'.
I feel your pain Kongman.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
#220
Guest_KONG_*
Posted 03 January 2015 - 09:34 AM
Morning
Too much information
THIS!
The worst was every time I put down a tool he would pick it up and put it back in the toolbox.
I feel your pain Kongman.
That's IS the worst.
Every man has his system with his tools and it shit's you when you have to go hunting for them. Old mate kept turning off my air compressor and shutting the hose valve too. So every time I had to wait for it to fill up again then get up from the ground to open the valve..
Not to mention doubting how tight my rattle gun does bolts up!
RATTLE GUN'S TIGHTEN THE SHIT OUT OF BOLTS PEOPLE!!!!!!
If you can torque it any more after I've finished rattling it..... then you are the forking hulk!
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