This topic is lockedMY PHONE SAYS I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU, WHAT DOES YOURS SAY?
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Started by skillionaire, Jan 01 2015 11:32 AM
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 09:51 PM
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 09:52 PM
Mine says "Low battery"
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 09:57 PM
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:09 PM
Hey m9 if you need a rad and a 1st gen one will work I've got one you can have for nothing.
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:10 PM
MY PHONE SAYS I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU, WHAT DOES YOURS SAY?
Well mine just gives me the shits. Siri cannot sustain a stable relationship with me.
Bitch.
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:13 PM
Do you ask it too many questions in great detail?
That could be the problem.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:13 PM
Well mine just gives me the shits. Siri cannot sustain a stable relationship with me.
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:15 PM
Hey m9 if you need a rad and a 1st gen one will work I've got one you can have for nothing.
Cheers. It's now sitting at the mechanics, and there is a radiator workshop next to it
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:16 PM
Do you ask it too many questions in great detail?
That could be the problem.
Not in detail, I just get to the point. She always steers me in the wrong direction.
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:18 PM
I just get to the point.
LOL
Gary pls....
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:18 PM
BAHAHAHAHA
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:27 PM
LOL
Gary pls....
She's a girl man, believe it or not I'm nowhere near as patient when it comes to females. Straight to the point and that's it. I can't be bothered with life stories.
I think the mistake I make is that I'm a fast typer, so can type more in less time which is why it seems as if I'm writing posts of biblical proportions every time I visit the forum.
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:29 PM
She's a girl man
Look I'm open to different lifestyles....
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:29 PM
I finished all the choc chip cookies 
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:30 PM
NEEDS MORE SNICKERDOODLE
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:32 PM
Nik, bushfires in Perth. I assume nowhere near you?
I finished all the choc chip cookies
Same. I finished a packet yesterday and a packet this afternoon.
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:32 PM
I'd eat the shit out of snickerdoodles
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:34 PM
'Bout an hour away mate
Hour at 110km/h
I'd eat the shit out of nik's doodle
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:34 PM
That's pretty fuckin nasty.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 27 January 2015 - 10:36 PM
Geez, that's a lot worse than I thought. Hopefully things get back under control soon. We've got rain predicted for the next couple of days. Today was quite a solid downpour.
I'm off to bed. Goodnight boys.
Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille
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